Monday, September 6, 2010

Females hang off my every word

So anons,
I'm an engineer. I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering. This basically allows me to know how 99% of sh*t it made and how it works. I've also worked as a programmer, sports coach (track, soccer), construction labourer and now am a business manager. I've travelled pretty much everywhere on earth both with work and on holiday. Aced lit subjects back in highschool, studied art, play guitar and piano (15 years). I am realising that as my social confidence has grown I have become a f**king god tier conversationalist. I seem to be able to make anything interesting.
Still, only about 6/10 strangely quiet, fairly shy guy who speaks low and is a bit of an arsehole. But I'm finding these days that I only have to inject a few words of wisdom into any given conversation, about anything, and females begin to hang off my every word, often ignoring richer, more attractive guys. Of course ladies never hit on me out of the blue, but once we're talking it's all over for other chaps.
Moral: betas can destroy alphas any day of the week.
Tips for endless women:
Learn how sh*t works, everyone is interested, at least on some level, how stuff works, it just needs to be explained to them in the right way.
Learn how to fix that sh*t, in this disposable culture it's becoming a rare talent to be able to dive in and repair stuff. People will be very impressed if you can fix something they would have tossed.
Get yourself a bit of a travelling trump card (E.g. Arctic Circle, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Bosnia etc.) so next time some sh*t raves about how sweet the hostels are in Amsterdam you can blow him away.
Learn an instrument. Speaks for itself, but usually use it as the icing, a kind of btw thing.
I find that 99 times out of 100, those 4 things make me the most interesting person in the room.
Pic unrelated, it's the gun that started WWI.




So anons,
I'm an engineer. I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering. This basically allows me to know how 99% of sh*t it made and how it works. I've also worked as a programmer, sports coach (track, soccer), construction labourer and now am a business manager. I've travelled pretty much everywhere on earth both with work and on holiday. Aced lit subjects back in highschool, studied art, play guitar and piano (15 years). I am realising that as my social confidence has grown I have become a f**king god tier conversationalist. I seem to be able to make anything interesting.
Still, only about 6/10 strangely quiet, fairly shy guy who speaks low and is a bit of an arsehole. But I'm finding these days that I only have to inject a few words of wisdom into any given conversation, about anything, and females begin to hang off my every word, often ignoring richer, more attractive guys. Of course ladies never hit on me out of the blue, but once we're talking it's all over for other chaps.
Moral: betas can destroy alphas any day of the week.
Tips for endless women:
Learn how sh*t works, everyone is interested, at least on some level, how stuff works, it just needs to be explained to them in the right way.
Learn how to fix that sh*t, in this disposable culture it's becoming a rare talent to be able to dive in and repair stuff. People will be very impressed if you can fix something they would have tossed.
Get yourself a bit of a travelling trump card (E.g. Arctic Circle, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Bosnia etc.) so next time some sh*t raves about how sweet the hostels are in Amsterdam you can blow him away.
Learn an instrument. Speaks for itself, but usually use it as the icing, a kind of btw thing.
I find that 99 times out of 100, those 4 things make me the most interesting person in the room.
Pic unrelated, it's the gun that started WWI.

You sound like a normal person, with a good education, job, social skills. I'm thankful for your advice but for some people it's a lost cause, not everyone is underage here.
But I hope someone else can use your tips to do some good in life. :)

I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering.
GOD LIKE!!!!

Engineer, huh?
You could make lots of money buying replica guns and making them into real ones. Where do you live?

So anons,
I'm an engineer. I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering. This basically allows me to know how 99% of sh*t it made and how it works. I've also worked as a programmer, sports coach (track, soccer), construction labourer and now am a business manager. I've travelled pretty much everywhere on earth both with work and on holiday. Aced lit subjects back in highschool, studied art, play guitar and piano (15 years). I am realising that as my social confidence has grown I have become a f**king god tier conversationalist. I seem to be able to make anything interesting.
Still, only about 6/10 strangely quiet, fairly shy guy who speaks low and is a bit of an arsehole. But I'm finding these days that I only have to inject a few words of wisdom into any given conversation, about anything, and females begin to hang off my every word, often ignoring richer, more attractive guys. Of course ladies never hit on me out of the blue, but once we're talking it's all over for other chaps.
Moral: betas can destroy alphas any day of the week.
Tips for endless women:
Learn how sh*t works, everyone is interested, at least on some level, how stuff works, it just needs to be explained to them in the right way.
Learn how to fix that sh*t, in this disposable culture it's becoming a rare talent to be able to dive in and repair stuff. People will be very impressed if you can fix something they would have tossed.
Get yourself a bit of a travelling trump card (E.g. Arctic Circle, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Bosnia etc.) so next time some sh*t raves about how sweet the hostels are in Amsterdam you can blow him away.
Learn an instrument. Speaks for itself, but usually use it as the icing, a kind of btw thing.
I find that 99 times out of 100, those 4 things make me the most interesting person in the room.
Pic unrelated, it's the gun that started WWI.

You sound like a massive, condescending tool who, whilst shy, thinks very highly of himself to himself.


You sound like a massive, condescending tool who, whilst shy, thinks very highly of himself to himself.

>accuses op of being a condescending tool
>whilst
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You sound like a cool guy OP, and you have some sweet advice. I've found the same thing applies to any discipline really. I study philosophy and as long as you know what you're talking about and can make it sound interesting, then yeah, the bitchezz'll be hanging off your every word. Haven't really had an opportunity to travel much yet, but I'm excited to do that as well.
And learn a musical instrument you guys. You wouldn't believe how many women literally melt when I play a couple sweet notes from my silver saxophone.


You sound like a normal person, with a good education, job, social skills. I'm thankful for your advice but for some people it's a lost cause, not everyone is underage here.
But I hope someone else can use your tips to do some good in life. :)

I know it might not be possible for everyone, but for many it's more possible that they think. I've outlined 4 things that work for me, albeit rather broad ones. I'm sure people can find more of their own.
I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering.
GOD LIKE!!!!

High five! The planet ought to thank us for making it go round.
Engineer, huh?
You could make lots of money buying replica guns and making them into real ones. Where do you live?

I'm in Australia, plenty of stringent gun laws mean there might be a market for it. I did build an operational ballista once as a hobby project, but it may be a little unwieldy.


You sound like a massive, condescending tool who, whilst shy, thinks very highly of himself to himself.

Congratulations, you have rather successfully contributed zero.

How does genetics work?
How does the economy work?
Why are there volcanoes?
What is dark matter?
Do you know what's really going on in politics?
You don't know how 99% of sh*t works, you only know how machines work.
But if you want my advice, learn a few languages. That will make you irresistible.

Knowing the first two things makes you interesting enough. Having the last two things lets you outclass other people who will try to show you up.
But you have had to put 15+ years or work into getting these 4 skill upgrades. All you really need is a degree in bullsh*tting and some general knowledge about a lot of things. I can tell someone that I've been to the Arctic circle because I can make up a plausible back story for why I would go, and I know a bit about what it is like to live there for a few months, and NO ONE ELSE who ever hears the story has ever been. If you get caught bluffing you might be in trouble, but it never happens.
The only hard part is remembering all the lies you told to a certain person. Fortunately they will usually remind you of those things when they bring them up, and you have a large repetoire of stories to tell (because you know and have done everything), so you never need to repeat one.

How does genetics work?
How does the economy work?
Why are there volcanoes?
What is dark matter?
Do you know what's really going on in politics?
You don't know how 99% of sh*t works, you only know how machines work.
But if you want my advice, learn a few languages. That will make you irresistible.

MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORKKKKKK
MIRACLES ALL AROUNNNNDDD ME

How does genetics work?
How does the economy work?
Why are there volcanoes?
What is dark matter?
Do you know what's really going on in politics?
You don't know how 99% of sh*t works, you only know how machines work.
But if you want my advice, learn a few languages. That will make you irresistible.

Not OP, but when you study engineering you get a basic science background, so he probably knows how DNA/volcanos/dark matter work. No one ever wants to have a conversation about economics so that's clearly worthless in this context, and anyone can have opinions on politics, just try not to sound like a crazy radical and people will respect what you believe.
1/10

Knowing the first two things makes you interesting enough. Having the last two things lets you outclass other people who will try to show you up.
But you have had to put 15+ years or work into getting these 4 skill upgrades. All you really need is a degree in bullsh*tting and some general knowledge about a lot of things. I can tell someone that I've been to the Arctic circle because I can make up a plausible back story for why I would go, and I know a bit about what it is like to live there for a few months, and NO ONE ELSE who ever hears the story has ever been. If you get caught bluffing you might be in trouble, but it never happens.
The only hard part is remembering all the lies you told to a certain person. Fortunately they will usually remind you of those things when they bring them up, and you have a large repetoire of stories to tell (because you know and have done everything), so you never need to repeat one.

Good fiction is truer than reality.


Good fiction is truer than reality.

Unless your definition of "true" involves something that really did happen.
>Is that story true?
>Yes, it "truly" is a story (that I made up).


Unless your definition of "true" involves something that really did happen.
>Is that story true?
>Yes, it "truly" is a story (that I made up).

Scientism is not an appropriate paradigm for constructing imaginative works of fiction.

So anons,
I'm an engineer. I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering. This basically allows me to know how 99% of sh*t it made and how it works. I've also worked as a programmer, sports coach (track, soccer), construction labourer and now am a business manager. I've travelled pretty much everywhere on earth both with work and on holiday. Aced lit subjects back in highschool, studied art, play guitar and piano (15 years). I am realising that as my social confidence has grown I have become a f**king god tier conversationalist. I seem to be able to make anything interesting.
Still, only about 6/10 strangely quiet, fairly shy guy who speaks low and is a bit of an arsehole. But I'm finding these days that I only have to inject a few words of wisdom into any given conversation, about anything, and females begin to hang off my every word, often ignoring richer, more attractive guys. Of course ladies never hit on me out of the blue, but once we're talking it's all over for other chaps.
Moral: betas can destroy alphas any day of the week.
Tips for endless women:
Learn how sh*t works, everyone is interested, at least on some level, how stuff works, it just needs to be explained to them in the right way.
Learn how to fix that sh*t, in this disposable culture it's becoming a rare talent to be able to dive in and repair stuff. People will be very impressed if you can fix something they would have tossed.
Get yourself a bit of a travelling trump card (E.g. Arctic Circle, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Bosnia etc.) so next time some sh*t raves about how sweet the hostels are in Amsterdam you can blow him away.
Learn an instrument. Speaks for itself, but usually use it as the icing, a kind of btw thing.
I find that 99 times out of 100, those 4 things make me the most interesting person in the room.
Pic unrelated, it's the gun that started WWI.

I think you are WONDERFUL. <3
Everything you have said is right on the money!

It's funny how the OP plays up his intelligence only to admit that he chases after boring, generic women like every other eager f**king dumb clown. Do something productive with your f**king time, a woman should come into your life naturally.

It's funny how the OP plays up his intelligence only to admit that he chases after boring, generic women like every other eager f**king dumb clown. Do something productive with your f**king time, a woman should come into your life naturally.

It's not like I spent years of my life studying or flying around the planet so I could hit on girls in bars, I did it because it interested me immensely. Some people just have a genuine interest in learning, and usually they're a whole lot more fun to talk to. When someone who's truly passionate about something gets excited, people find it infectious.

So anons,
I'm an engineer. I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering. This basically allows me to know how 99% of sh*t it made and how it works. I've also worked as a programmer, sports coach (track, soccer), construction labourer and now am a business manager. I've travelled pretty much everywhere on earth both with work and on holiday. Aced lit subjects back in highschool, studied art, play guitar and piano (15 years). I am realising that as my social confidence has grown I have become a f**king god tier conversationalist. I seem to be able to make anything interesting.
Still, only about 6/10 strangely quiet, fairly shy guy who speaks low and is a bit of an arsehole. But I'm finding these days that I only have to inject a few words of wisdom into any given conversation, about anything, and females begin to hang off my every word, often ignoring richer, more attractive guys. Of course ladies never hit on me out of the blue, but once we're talking it's all over for other chaps.
Moral: betas can destroy alphas any day of the week.
Tips for endless women:
Learn how sh*t works, everyone is interested, at least on some level, how stuff works, it just needs to be explained to them in the right way.
Learn how to fix that sh*t, in this disposable culture it's becoming a rare talent to be able to dive in and repair stuff. People will be very impressed if you can fix something they would have tossed.
Get yourself a bit of a travelling trump card (E.g. Arctic Circle, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Bosnia etc.) so next time some sh*t raves about how sweet the hostels are in Amsterdam you can blow him away.
Learn an instrument. Speaks for itself, but usually use it as the icing, a kind of btw thing.
I find that 99 times out of 100, those 4 things make me the most interesting person in the room.
Pic unrelated, it's the gun that started WWI.

Woah, I'm kinda drunk right now, but what you say makes real sense. Brofist man, brofist!

BULLSH*T
I can play the bass, piano,drums, and guitar like a badass. Also have a lot of knowledge in art and philosophy. I too have traveled extensively. And yes, I can fix sh*t too. I also am an avid weightlifter and can bench 1.5 times my weight while still maintaining my 6 pack.
You know what? 90% if bitches dont give a sh*t about all the sh*t you know. If I even mention Hegel or Feuerbach, they go "lol that sound complicated hehe" If I mention any classical composer, they go, " I dont like music I cant sing along to"
You must masturbate to yourself in a mirror because the only person who you are impressing is yourself!

OP not if you have a alpha with the exact same qualities. I'm not listing my atributes, but you are sh*t tier engineering with the industrial fa**otry, mechanical and chemical here, and all the rest apply except I'm not a beta fa**ot.

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