I just measured myself for real and I come in at 4.8 inches. There's no way I'd ever show that to a girl, not like I have a chance to anyway.
F**k, why me.
BROTIP: learn how to eat pu**y like a champ.
also work out. every thirty pounds you lose will gain you about an inch to your penor.
If you have a good face and decent body, you can get anyone into your pants. It's like that girl who's insanely hot except for those small tits. Does that really make her that less attractive? No.
I'm 4in. it still gets enough of use. don't blame sh*t on your penis.
>every thirty pounds you lose will gain you about an inch to your penor.
I don't believe that one bit, but for a moment there, I wished it were true. If I lost 30 pounds from my current weight I'd be underweight, since I'm not overweight to begin with.
Between thinning hair and small penor, I might as well an hero.
BROTIP: learn how to eat pu**y like a champ.
also work out. every thirty pounds you lose will gain you about an inch to your penor.
You need to be able to get a girl to learn how to eat pu**y...
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yeah, but you don't have to tell girls your penis size to get girls. idiots.
small penis=more chance of negotiating anal
BROTIP: learn how to eat pu**y like a champ.
also work out. every thirty pounds you lose will gain you about an inch to your penor.
myth to get chode-dicked fatf**ks to lose weight.
really there's no way to increase your dick size, but the vagina tends to shape itself around the dick anyway, so you're fine. besides any woman who gives a sh*t isn't worth f**king in the first place.
I can just see it now... if I ever get a girlfriend
*eating girl out*
Girl: oh yeah that feels good
Me: thanks, I can do this all night
Girl: you are great I want you to f**k me right now
Me: er... how about I just keep eating you out
*goes for my pants, I flinch and pull back*
Oh yeah that'll work REAL well.
BROTIP: learn how to eat pu**y like a champ.
also work out. every thirty pounds you lose will gain you about an inch to your penor.
That's not even remotely true. The only thing that's possible is that the pubic mound might lose some mass, thus letting more of the penis be directly visible. It's not going to magically make your c**k embiggenate overnight.
if you care then that's a sign of low self esteem and no confidence. bro, you need to fix dat sh*t. ASAP. you will get a girl if you ACT as though you have a MAMMOTH COD, even though you don't have one. never imply you have a big one though. just act like don juan delanooch and you'll score.
also being an insufferable fa**ot chases bitches away.
BROTIP: learn how to eat pu**y like a champ.
also work out. every thirty pounds you lose will gain you about an inch to your penor.
he's right, I was 7 and a half and went down to seven :,(
The first surgeon that invents a functional penis enlargement grafting technique is going to be the richest sonuvabitch EVER.
Hey OP, I'm seriously depressed.
I measured myself when I was 16 and came in at 7 inches. I had several chances to show it to a girl, and when I did, it went limp.
I don't really care.
OP here, you know what's funny?
I recently got a girlfriend since forever (still a virgin) and I'm looking towards taking it beyond just dinner and a movie level.
How can I even think about that now?
F**k me, and f**k advice for making me measure myself. Ignorance truly is bliss.
If you have a good face and decent body, you can get anyone into your pants. It's like that girl who's insanely hot except for those small tits. Does that really make her that less attractive? No.
Small tits are hot.
OP here, you know what's funny?
I recently got a girlfriend since forever (still a virgin) and I'm looking towards taking it beyond just dinner and a movie level.
How can I even think about that now?
F**k me, and f**k advice for making me measure myself. Ignorance truly is bliss.
if your really that worried, google jelking
OP here, you know what's funny?
I recently got a girlfriend since forever (still a virgin) and I'm looking towards taking it beyond just dinner and a movie level.
How can I even think about that now?
F**k me, and f**k advice for making me measure myself. Ignorance truly is bliss.
imma tell you the truth , god honest...it's not your DICK that will make girls not like you, it's your lack of confidence
as long as your not a half minute man and brush up on your oral skills, your gf will be fine with you
as long as u MAN UP
Hey advice I'm seriously depressed.
I just measured myself for real and I come in at 4.8 inches. There's no way I'd ever show that to a girl, not like I have a chance to anyway.
F**k, why me.
Yeah well I'm 7" and only slept with one girl. Big f**king deal.
if your really that worried, google jelking
don't ever f**king do this it will break your dick
imma tell you the truth , god honest...it's not your DICK that will make girls not like you, it's your lack of confidence
as long as your not a half minute man and brush up on your oral skills, your gf will be fine with you
as long as u MAN UP
this man knows it
no-one wants a self hating fa**ot
imma tell you the truth , god honest...it's not your DICK that will make girls not like you, it's your lack of confidence
as long as your not a half minute man and brush up on your oral skills, your gf will be fine with you
as long as u MAN UP
Alternatively, try being gay. We always need more subs :3
I can just see it now... if I ever get a girlfriend
*eating girl out*
Girl: oh yeah that feels good
Me: thanks, I can do this all night
Girl: you are great I want you to f**k me right now
Me: er... how about I just keep eating you out
*goes for my pants, I flinch and pull back*
Oh yeah that'll work REAL well.
oh, well then that's your fault for having no testicles. your nearly 5 inches is fine.
if your really that worried, google jelking
yeah, jelqing can be very bad, and it's not proven to do anything. however, doing it a few times before a chick is about to see your dick can make it look pretty nice, veiny and all.
Hey man, what people are saying about turning gay is bullsh*t. You can't just trun gay you are either born gay or not. Proved with SCIENCE!
Anyway, if you even deserve a girlfriend then you won't be one of those douchebags that just wants to bang anything that moves and try impress everyone. If you're after keeping someone happy then it doesn't matter what size it is really.
i turned from a grower to a shower at some point the last few years... feels good man
yeah, jelqing can be very bad, and it's not proven to do anything. however, doing it a few times before a chick is about to see your dick can make it look pretty nice, veiny and all.
well ive never tried it myself but whats with all those pornstars with the dicks that are one colour most of the way, then for the last inch or two, sometimes more its a vastly different colour. Im pretty sure thats what jelking does..
FACT: Women only feel three inches of your dick duirng sex.
However this only includes length, not width.
This also doesn't include anal or oral.
i have a pretty big penis. it's about 8 inches and really thick. condoms don't fit on it, even the extra large ones.
I was getting along really well with my second gf, who was not a virgin.
I am.
We were going to have sex, i tried to put it in her, it wouldn't fit and she screamed at me for putting something so big in her without preperation.
She screamed at me some more and then dumped me.
Now her and all of her friends (most of the females i know) hate me.
The idea of sex now terrifies me.
I can't get hard anymore.
Also, the average penis size is 5.2 inches.
you can make up 0.4 of an inch off average by working out a bit and just being nice. at least.
lol your a pinto
FACT: Women only feel three inches of your dick duirng sex.
However this only includes length, not width.
This also doesn't include anal or oral.
AHAHAHA no.
That's anal you're thinking of.
i have a pretty big penis. it's about 8 inches and really thick. condoms don't fit on it, even the extra large ones.
I was getting along really well with my second gf, who was not a virgin.
I am.
We were going to have sex, i tried to put it in her, it wouldn't fit and she screamed at me for putting something so big in her without preperation.
She screamed at me some more and then dumped me.
Now her and all of her friends (most of the females i know) hate me.
The idea of sex now terrifies me.
I can't get hard anymore.
Also, the average penis size is 5.2 inches.
you can make up 0.4 of an inch off average by working out a bit and just being nice. at least.
cool story brethren
Hey man, what people are saying about turning gay is bullsh*t. You can't just trun gay you are either born gay or not. Proved with SCIENCE!
Anyway, if you even deserve a girlfriend then you won't be one of those douchebags that just wants to bang anything that moves and try impress everyone. If you're after keeping someone happy then it doesn't matter what size it is really.
Yes it does. 3" is not gonna satisfy anyone.
be proud it will satisify
OP, eh, you're about 5 inches. That's maybe a little on the smaller side of average. You're about 0.7" shorter than average. You're going to kill yourself over 0.7"? Seriously, no woman is going to care.
I'm 8.25" and about a little bigger around than a toilet paper tube (it wont fit inside - dont ask me how I know) anyways, it kinda sucks, my wife will rarely let me do anal, (she did it alot with a previous bf) she cant give me a bj for very long (have never had one long enough to get off from) and I ALWAYS have to use lube, even if she's really wet, not to mention XL condoms do fit, but not all the way down, and they break really easy(latex streches, but if its rubbed when stretched alot, its gonna rip) not to mention even with the reservoir tip, I still get c*m shooting out the bottom of the condom, which doesn't even cover the whole length!!! having a big dick has its benefits but its drawbacks too. Just be proud of it, and make sure you satisfiy your significant other in other ways (orally manually)
bumpizzle for more adv
Dude, it's about five inches. That's fine.
Yes it does. 3" is not gonna satisfy anyone.
This guy nearly has 5" which is pretty much average. So he's fine.
whats with all these guys saying they have small dicks?
me or my friends haven't encountered any guys under 7 inches, most of them around 8, boyfriend-wise
whats with all these guys saying they have small dicks?
me or my friends haven't encountered any guys under 7 inches, most of them around 8, boyfriend-wise
How's life in da clubz?
whats with all these guys saying they have small dicks?
me or my friends haven't encountered any guys under 7 inches, most of them around 8, boyfriend-wise
If you have a dick larger than 10 inches, when you get a boner you pass out from the sudden blood rush.
Blame your dad it's his fault.
whats with all these guys saying they have small dicks?
me or my friends haven't encountered any guys under 7 inches, most of them around 8, boyfriend-wise
PROTIP: they're lying
whats with all these guys saying they have small dicks?
me or my friends haven't encountered any guys under 7 inches, most of them around 8, boyfriend-wise
Something like 90% of dicks are between 4.5 and 6.5 inches and half of the rest are smaller.
Women tend to overestimate penis size, though, in my experience. My girlfriend thought my c**k was 8" but really I'm just under 6. Serious measurement errors going on here.
Also the fake penis enlargement pill industry has a vested interest in making every guy feel inadequate, so they act like 7" is actually on the small side.
PROTIP: they're lying
girls dont lie to eachother about their boyfriend's c**ks :P
whats with all these guys saying they have small dicks?
me or my friends haven't encountered any guys under 7 inches, most of them around 8, boyfriend-wise
Haha im 7 inches and my girlfriend thought i was 9. She like " how big is it 9 inches?" Im like yeah baby 9 inches ( you f**knig dumbass )
Anyway point is if you are a women you have no idea how big a dick is and im guessing you and your friends have been with average sized guys thinking they are huge. Panonbly 5-7 inches in reality.
Also for the guys out there, if your dick is over 6 inches most non sluts will think thats pretty big, esp if you are sexually dominant with her.
whats with all these guys saying they have small dicks?
me or my friends haven't encountered any guys under 7 inches, most of them around 8, boyfriend-wise
SAME HERE. Haven't had a guy under 7.
girls dont lie to eachother about their boyfriend's c**ks :P
No they just have no idea what they are talking about.
OP listen my story.
Im about 4'5 and I was scared my penis would be too small for the girl I was going out with.
We would kiss and kiss and touch and I would grab her boobs and kiss and yumm.
Little by little I started grinding her, she could feel my c**k hard and she loved it and she started moving her hips grinding against me.
Of course another idiot woulve had sex with her there right away. I didnt. I said, "I gotta pee" and got into the bathroom til things got cold.
So I did it all over again. Kissed her, warmed her up and when she was grinding me again, I took her shirt off and sucked off her tits.
Eventually she was so turned on, I got her on top of me and she just pulled down my pants furiously, grabbed my c**k and sat on it.
She was moaning like crazy of course, because she finally was feeling the c**k she was grinding for so long.
She came a couple times and loved it.
Next time I did exactly the same. I warmed her up and then I colded her then warmed her up again until she asked me for it. And it happened just the same. I also fingered her a little.
She eventually fell in love with my c**k. She never said it was small she said it was "the right size" and eventually would give me blowjobs like any other guy with a big dick.
So, OP.
Is not about the size of your dick, but excited and turned on you can make her before shoving your dick in.
OP listen my story.
Im about 4'5 and I was scared my penis would be too small for the girl I was going out with.
We would kiss and kiss and touch and I would grab her boobs and kiss and yumm.
Little by little I started grinding her, she could feel my c**k hard and she loved it and she started moving her hips grinding against me.
Of course another idiot woulve had sex with her there right away. I didnt. I said, "I gotta pee" and got into the bathroom til things got cold.
So I did it all over again. Kissed her, warmed her up and when she was grinding me again, I took her shirt off and sucked off her tits.
Eventually she was so turned on, I got her on top of me and she just pulled down my pants furiously, grabbed my c**k and sat on it.
She was moaning like crazy of course, because she finally was feeling the c**k she was grinding for so long.
She came a couple times and loved it.
Next time I did exactly the same. I warmed her up and then I colded her then warmed her up again until she asked me for it. And it happened just the same. I also fingered her a little.
She eventually fell in love with my c**k. She never said it was small she said it was "the right size" and eventually would give me blowjobs like any other guy with a big dick.
So, OP.
Is not about the size of your dick, but excited and turned on you can make her before shoving your dick in.
This story gave me a boner.
I'm 4in. it still gets enough of use. don't blame sh*t on your penis.
erect or flaccid?
Also for any guy that has had a girl try to say he has a small dick, just tell her that atleast its bigger than hers. All chicks have penis envy so this will piss her off.
Also for any guy that has had a girl try to say he has a small dick, just tell her that atleast its bigger than hers. All chicks have penis envy so this will piss her off.
This is true. I'm a girl and I wish I had a penis attached to me.
girls dont lie to eachother about their boyfriend's c**ks :P
I had to send a picture of my c**k next to a tape measure to my girlfriend to convince her I was under 6". I wouldn't trust what a girl said about a guy's dick unless she measured it properly, with a ruler or tape measure.
And yeah, girls do lie about their boyfriends' c**ks. Funny how the guy you're with is always supposedly huge but after you break up you tell everyone he was tiny.
dick thread is dick.
OP listen my story.
Im about 4'5 and I was scared my penis would be too small for the girl I was going out with.
We would kiss and kiss and touch and I would grab her boobs and kiss and yumm.
Little by little I started grinding her, she could feel my c**k hard and she loved it and she started moving her hips grinding against me.
Of course another idiot woulve had sex with her there right away. I didnt. I said, "I gotta pee" and got into the bathroom til things got cold.
So I did it all over again. Kissed her, warmed her up and when she was grinding me again, I took her shirt off and sucked off her tits.
Eventually she was so turned on, I got her on top of me and she just pulled down my pants furiously, grabbed my c**k and sat on it.
She was moaning like crazy of course, because she finally was feeling the c**k she was grinding for so long.
She came a couple times and loved it.
Next time I did exactly the same. I warmed her up and then I colded her then warmed her up again until she asked me for it. And it happened just the same. I also fingered her a little.
She eventually fell in love with my c**k. She never said it was small she said it was "the right size" and eventually would give me blowjobs like any other guy with a big dick.
So, OP.
Is not about the size of your dick, but excited and turned on you can make her before shoving your dick in.
That's really good advice.
Turn her on and get her so horny she's not rational anymore and won't pay attention to the size, just want something inside of her.
I'll keep that in mind.
This story gave me a boner.
why thank you,
I can tell you the cool story bro of the time I gave it to her
doggystyle and she was moaning so hard, I kept pounding her until she bumped against the wall so had no choice but to put her hands on the wall and turn her head and look at me while I was giving it to her. As soon she saw me, she came.
God... why did I broke up with her :(
find some girl who's like 1.50m tall or a bit shorter.
she'll most probably have a small vagina too.
i know many girls like that.some friend of mine said she didn't enjoy sex with soem ex bf cause she was small and tight and it was unpleasant and painful.
and eat out well.and anal
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