My girlfriend wants me to become a real man if we're ever to get engaged. I think I am a real man, so I can only assume she means stop playing video games, reading comics, and having fun. I think that's a lot of bullsh*t. So I was at the shop with my friend and decided to buy her a broom and dustpan, frying pan, and apron. I left these on our bed with a note that if I'm going to become a real man then she has to learn to be a real woman. It was a joke but now she's staying at her sister's.
Please advise. Picture related.
She sounds like a bitch.
Kill her and raper her sister.
lol i commented in the last one
it 404'd like instantly
lolz
i think you did well =)
but
women have dumb ass double standards like that
they can dish it out but not take it
personally, i think you did the right (and lulziest) thing.
bracing for bitches and wh**res
She is right
women tend to not like manchildren yaknow
What a retard f**k.
If she wants you to be a man by her definition, can't she be a woman by your definition, especially since your definition is perfectly normal.
Don't submit, it's just pu**y. It's not real love, stay strong and don't let yourself get feminized by her.
You're an inspiration to us all, OP. Stay strong.
I commend you for your excellent counter-strike. (video game pun intended)
Obviously she's a two-faced bitch who's only out to coast a ride on your hard-working ass ("real" man) without giving anything in return. So f**k her (figuratively, not literally). She can get engaged to hr f**king sister then, you keep your freedom and celebrate having just dodged a bullet - imagine if you'd married a parasite like that!
Is that...is that a liquor holster?
F**KING WOMEN'S DOUBLE STANDARDS
My girlfriend loves videogames, comics and action figures. In fact as a gift, she bought me a 22" xenomorph.
What do you say anonymous
My girlfriend wants me to become a real man if we're ever to get engaged. I think I am a real man, so I can only assume she means stop playing video games, reading comics, and having fun. I think that's a lot of bullsh*t. So I was at the shop with my friend and decided to buy her a broom and dustpan, frying pan, and apron. I left these on our bed with a note that if I'm going to become a real man then she has to learn to be a real woman. It was a joke but now she's staying at her sister's.
Please advise. Picture related.
I don't see how someone is a man children if you just play your PS3 1 hour a day, what's the big f**king deal?
She is right
women tend to not like manchildren yaknow
He is right
men tend to not like feminazi bitches with double standards, ya know
My girlfriend said something similar to me. She's 6 years younger then me and calls me childish, and says I need to grow up.
I'm doing my best, but I am a manchild.
I commend you for your excellent counter-strike. (video game pun intended)
Obviously she's a two-faced bitch who's only out to coast a ride on your hard-working ass ("real" man) without giving anything in return. So f**k her (figuratively, not literally). She can get engaged to hr f**king sister then, you keep your freedom and celebrate having just dodged a bullet - imagine if you'd married a parasite like that!
you should f**k her literally as well
then follow the rest of this anon's advice
tell her to go find a 'real man' if she wants one. You're not changing if she's not.
I commend you for your excellent counter-strike. (video game pun intended)
Obviously she's a two-faced bitch who's only out to coast a ride on your hard-working ass ("real" man) without giving anything in return. So f**k her (figuratively, not literally). She can get engaged to hr f**king sister then, you keep your freedom and celebrate having just dodged a bullet - imagine if you'd married a parasite like that!
This. She's a hypocritical bitch who wants you to conform to her ideal without her conforming to yours.
Dump her. Find someone better. Success.
What are you suppose to do now OP, head to the strip club and casino instead of playing video games and comic?
Most things are good in moderation.
F**k going to the bars/clubs/strip club/casino Jews ain't getting my money.
F**king c**t ain't worth your time and money bro.
Find a new c**t.
What are you suppose to do now OP, head to the strip club and casino instead of playing video games and comic?
Most things are good in moderation.
F**k going to the bars/clubs/strip club/casino Jews ain't getting my money.
>implying the jews don't own the vidya
excellent thread. i approve.
but seriously OP. explain to your girl that shes being stupid and then dump her.
OP learn to do things differently.
I play ps3 when my fiancee is asleep or doing other sh*t. I read comics while she's watching stupid things on TV. I dick around on the computer blatantly and if she complains about it I say I'm doing school sh*t. You need to learn the art of camouflage. Also, carry a pocket knife at all times. Real men always have a pocket knife.
bang her sister
If that's OP in the .jpg I want to be his friend, f**king badass.
female here.
I absolutely support what you did, only you forgot to get her a cookbook too, The Joy of Cooking will do, it pretty much covers everything.
She's not worth it if she can dish it but not take it. Amazing when a girl realizes just putting on a push-up bra, lipstick, and opening her legs won't cut it forever, she actually needs to be useful.
That being said, you made your move, if her's is to flake out, then it shows her poor character. Get a new girlfriend.
What I like is women who think playing video games is retarded, but will sit down and zone out to crappy shows like The Office or Family Guy, over and over and over.
female here.
I absolutely support what you did, only you forgot to get her a cookbook too, The Joy of Cooking will do, it pretty much covers everything.
She's not worth it if she can dish it but not take it. Amazing when a girl realizes just putting on a push-up bra, lipstick, and opening her legs won't cut it forever, she actually needs to be useful.
That being said, you made your move, if her's is to flake out, then it shows her poor character. Get a new girlfriend.
I like your attitude. Will you sit on my face?
What do you say anonymous
My girlfriend wants me to become a real man if we're ever to get engaged. I think I am a real man, so I can only assume she means stop playing video games, reading comics, and having fun. I think that's a lot of bullsh*t. So I was at the shop with my friend and decided to buy her a broom and dustpan, frying pan, and apron. I left these on our bed with a note that if I'm going to become a real man then she has to learn to be a real woman. It was a joke but now she's staying at her sister's.
Please advise. Picture related.
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.
Props to you, OP.
Dump her shout out the front, tell her it gets burnt in one hour.
female here. I lol'd.
Definitely the right course of action here, OP. Being someone who plays a lot of video games and goes out clubbing a lot myself, your girlfriend has no right to tell you that these things make you less of a man somehow. Do they make me less of a woman? (Okay, maybe, given the whole gender stereotype thing with video games, but that's not the point.)
Anyway, if she can't accept you for who you are, kick her to the curb. No one wants to be with a killjoy anyway.
Dump her shout out the front, tell her it gets burnt in one hour.
She requested some of her sh*t be sent to her. This place is turning into a jungle. I feel strangely at home.
Three things I've noticed.
- OP is allowing people to insult his girlfriend.
- OP is either leaving a bunch of important history of problems in the relationship or;
- OP's girlfriend is bipolar as f**k and just left him over an obvious joke.
She requested some of her sh*t be sent to her. This place is turning into a jungle. I feel strangely at home.
Mail her panties to Anon.
She requested some of her sh*t be sent to her. This place is turning into a jungle. I feel strangely at home.
Tell her to come get it herself. You're not her f**king butler.
She requested some of her sh*t be sent to her. This place is turning into a jungle. I feel strangely at home.
Do send her sh*t to her but don't forget the articles you got for her.
>so I can only assume she means
retard. at least know what she meant for sure. what if you're wrong and you've f**ked up your relationship forever?
Although I can see her point, she shouldn't feel like she has the right to dictate to you what you can and can't do. I'm sure there are things she does that you think are stupid and pointless...but I'm also sure you don't forbid her to do these things. It's all about give and take.
If I ever said anything like that to my boyfriend (I wouldn't) and he did that back to me, I would laugh heartily, probably call him a dick and realise I was overly harsh asking him to change his whole personality and all his habits.
If she really wanted to change certain aspects of your relationship, she should have sat down and discussed it with you in a mature way. I say leave her at her sisters until she realises how silly she's being and comes back.
No need to end things with her...I can understand why she might want to change the dynamics of the relationship, especially if you're looking at marriage and long term commitment. However, she did handle it the wrong way.
>so I can only assume she means
retard. at least know what she meant for sure. what if you're wrong and you've f**ked up your relationship forever?
I don't think he's concerned about that right now.
Three things I've noticed.
- OP is allowing people to insult his girlfriend.
- OP is either leaving a bunch of important history of problems in the relationship or;
- OP's girlfriend is bipolar as f**k and just left him over an obvious joke.
>allowing people to insult his girlfriend
Well there's no reason to defend her against random people on the internet, and secondly, considering the situation, why would he?
Did you manage to inseminate her first? If so chances are you should have moved onto a new girl before now.
Although I can see her point, she shouldn't feel like she has the right to dictate to you what you can and can't do. I'm sure there are things she does that you think are stupid and pointless...but I'm also sure you don't forbid her to do these things. It's all about give and take.
If I ever said anything like that to my boyfriend (I wouldn't) and he did that back to me, I would laugh heartily, probably call him a dick and realise I was overly harsh asking him to change his whole personality and all his habits.
If she really wanted to change certain aspects of your relationship, she should have sat down and discussed it with you in a mature way. I say leave her at her sisters until she realises how silly she's being and comes back.
No need to end things with her...I can understand why she might want to change the dynamics of the relationship, especially if you're looking at marriage and long term commitment. However, she did handle it the wrong way.
Take her back? So she can continue being two-faced and manipulative? F**k that. If she did it once she'll do it again. She's made her double-standards very clear. Taking her back is spineless.
>allowing people to insult his girlfriend
Well there's no reason to defend her against random people on the internet, and secondly, considering the situation, why would he?
You are clearly too immature to be posting in this thread, get out.
Do send her sh*t to her but don't forget the articles you got for her.
THIS, DO THIS OP!
doeetxxx
Three things I've noticed.
- OP is allowing people to insult his girlfriend.
- OP is either leaving a bunch of important history of problems in the relationship or;
- OP's girlfriend is bipolar as f**k and just left him over an obvious joke.
I joke often. Maybe being a real man means no more jokes. I don't know if I can do that. I think she's being stupid and should come have sex with me. Civilization is breaking down over here.
Do send her sh*t to her but don't forget the articles you got for her.
oh that's a good idea. I'll just send her a box with the pan and apron in it.
Although I can see her point, she shouldn't feel like she has the right to dictate to you what you can and can't do. I'm sure there are things she does that you think are stupid and pointless...but I'm also sure you don't forbid her to do these things. It's all about give and take.
If I ever said anything like that to my boyfriend (I wouldn't) and he did that back to me, I would laugh heartily, probably call him a dick and realise I was overly harsh asking him to change his whole personality and all his habits.
If she really wanted to change certain aspects of your relationship, she should have sat down and discussed it with you in a mature way. I say leave her at her sisters until she realises how silly she's being and comes back.
No need to end things with her...I can understand why she might want to change the dynamics of the relationship, especially if you're looking at marriage and long term commitment. However, she did handle it the wrong way.
People don't change. The sooner everyone realizes that, the sooner we can get the divorce rate down to something manageable. Fall in love with someone for who they are, not for who they're going to be after you supposedly 'mold' them.
Why the f**k would anyone want to get married in this day and age?
Why the f**k would anyone want to get married in this day and age?
f**k if I know. it was her idea. She's pretty cool so I decided to roll with it. We had awesome sex.
Then she dropped this on me. I lol'd, she didn't.
f**k if I know. it was her idea. She's pretty cool so I decided to roll with it. We had awesome sex.
Then she dropped this on me. I lol'd, she didn't.
oh god, her idea?
Run away quickly.
I joke often. Maybe being a real man means no more jokes. I don't know if I can do that. I think she's being stupid and should come have sex with me. Civilization is breaking down over here.
oh that's a good idea. I'll just send her a box with the pan and apron in it.
>send her the pan and apron
Dear god, I lol'd mightily. I want to be your friend so badly.
Three things I've noticed.
- OP is allowing people to insult his girlfriend.
- OP is either leaving a bunch of important history of problems in the relationship or;
- OP's girlfriend is bipolar as f**k and just left him over an obvious joke.
>- OP is allowing people to insult his girlfriend.
he should totally threaten to kick our ass over the internet, right?
>implying the jews don't own the vidya
>implying he pays for the vidya
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