Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sex tips for fat guys

My boyfriend is a chubby and has a 5 inch penis.
I'm thin but notably short.
It's hard for us to find good positions when we're f**king. For example, f**king in doggy style is hard for us because I'm too short. Also, his stomach pushes my pelvis away and his dick isn't quite long enough to stay in my vag.
Can you guys suggest some positions?




drop the zero and get with the hero(me)

You on top.

uh, cowgirl maybe?

drop the zero and get with the hero(me)

>implying you're a hero and not a number slightly higher than zero

Cowgirl/Reverse cow girl could work.

OP here.
I'm always on top. It gets boring after a while. Is there anything else we can try?

OP here.
I'm always on top. It gets boring after a while. Is there anything else we can try?

Yes.
Tell the boyfriend to go to the f**king gym if he can't even f**k you properly.

spoon
f**k on a chair

Tell the fat f**ker to lose some weight.


Yes.
Tell the boyfriend to go to the f**king gym if he can't even f**k you properly.

Tell the fat f**ker to lose some weight.

I like his belly. I think it's cute.

Dear bee,
My boyfriend is a chubby and has a 5 inch penis.
I'm thin but notably short.
It's hard for us to find good positions when we're f**king. For example, f**king in doggy style is hard for us because I'm too short. Also, his stomach pushes my pelvis away and his dick isn't quite long enough to stay in my vag.
Can you guys suggest some positions?

stop f**king, have lengthy conversations about politics



I like his belly. I think it's cute.

you keep telling yourself that



I like his belly. I think it's cute.

Enjoy boring sex then.

Have you tried it like this?

Have you tried it like this?

No. Will do though. Thank you.

have him pick you up and f**k you against a wall.
you on knees on a bed, him f**king you while he stands next to the bed.

have him pick you up and f**k you against a wall.
you on knees on a bed, him f**king you while he stands next to the bed.

I'll try these too. I've always wanted to be f**ked against a wall, actually.

Dear bee,
My boyfriend is a chubby and has a 5 inch penis.
I'm thin but notably short.
It's hard for us to find good positions when we're f**king. For example, f**king in doggy style is hard for us because I'm too short. Also, his stomach pushes my pelvis away and his dick isn't quite long enough to stay in my vag.
Can you guys suggest some positions?

5 inches is actually considered average, 12 inches isnt even human

May i ask OP - why would you be going out with a chubby guy? Women tend to be shallow wh**res when it comes to picking their men.

May i ask OP - why would you be going out with a chubby guy? Women tend to be shallow wh**res when it comes to picking their men.

Not OP and not female, but I find this to be more true about men. Women are shallow in terms of status and all that comes along with it, but looks aren't rated as high as men rate it. Men rate intelligence and looks very high.

May i ask OP - why would you be going out with a chubby guy? Women tend to be shallow wh**res when it comes to picking their men.

Because he's a good guy, a good boyfriend, and he makes me laugh on a constant basis. Also, he's smart as hell. Pudge doesn't bother me.

OP, is your boyfriend a sadviceirgin?
There was a post here yesterday about a fat dude and a skinny redheaded girlfriend. Is that you?


5 inches is actually considered average, 12 inches isnt even human

I'm not saying that I'm dissatisfied with the length of his penis, just that that coupled with his belly makes it difficult to do certain things in bed.
I wouldn't know what to do with 12 inches of c**k, actually. The picture I used is the only penis related picture I have.

OP, is your boyfriend a sadviceirgin?
There was a post here yesterday about a fat dude and a skinny redheaded girlfriend. Is that you?

Nope. That wasn't me.
Me and my boyfriend lost our virginity to eachother a few months ago, if that means anything.


Not OP and not female, but I find this to be more true about men. Women are shallow in terms of status and all that comes along with it, but looks aren't rated as high as men rate it. Men rate intelligence and looks very high.

Personally i don't high standards. A woman can still be a bit chubby providing she is cute, but the majority of chubby women look like hambeasts. There's a certain level you can stoop to, but red, oily skin, nose like a pig, greasy hair and whatnot is f**king disgusting.
A cute chubby girl who can dress herself is sexy though.


Nope. That wasn't me.
Me and my boyfriend lost our virginity to eachother a few months ago, if that means anything.

No, it wasn't about being virgins.
He was a fat ugly guy with a hot girlfriend. He got into a lot of fights because cholos and guidos will be hitting on his girlfriend while they're out. Are you a redhead and does your BF get into a lot of fights for you?


Because he's a good guy, a good boyfriend, and he makes me laugh on a constant basis. Also, he's smart as hell. Pudge doesn't bother me.

I have all those traits and more yet women still knock me back.


I have all those traits and more yet women still knock me back.

then clearly OP just has low standards.

You must be dating my ex.


No, it wasn't about being virgins.
He was a fat ugly guy with a hot girlfriend. He got into a lot of fights because cholos and guidos will be hitting on his girlfriend while they're out. Are you a redhead and does your BF get into a lot of fights for you?

My hair is brown and my boyfriend has never gotten into a fight over me.

I have all those traits and more yet women still knock me back.

I'm sorry to hear that. If you're as awesome as you say you are, then something good will come your way sooner or later. I wish you luck.


I have all those traits and more yet women still knock me back.

improve social skills.


My hair is brown and my boyfriend has never gotten into a fight over me.

I'm sorry to hear that. If you're as awesome as you say you are, then something good will come your way sooner or later. I wish you luck.

don't give him false hope


then clearly OP just has low standards.

I'll sooner go for a pudgy nice guy than a skinny, attractive a**hole.
My standards aren't low; I just don't put a lot of weight on physical appearance. As long as a person is hygienic and reasonably healthy, I can excuse bad looks. Hell, what is a body but a shell anyway?


then clearly OP just has low standards.

Yeah, sometimes fat retards luck out into a girl like OP who just goes with the first guy that comes her way.

mini rant here, my first girlfriend NEVER got on top, but I found out about halfway through our relationship that the boyfriend before me was fat and had a small penis so she was ALWAYS on top.
Such bullsh*t.
Anyway, OP have you tried using those sex wedges?

mini rant here, my first girlfriend NEVER got on top, but I found out about halfway through our relationship that the boyfriend before me was fat and had a small penis so she was ALWAYS on top.
Such bullsh*t.
Anyway, OP have you tried using those sex wedges?

What is a sex wedge?

Holy sh*t OP, are you me? My boyfriend isn't chubby though, he's pretty fat. And I'm like 5'4, 90lbs. He's probably going to kill me during sex some day.


I'll sooner go for a pudgy nice guy than a skinny, attractive a**hole.
My standards aren't low; I just don't put a lot of weight on physical appearance. As long as a person is hygienic and reasonably healthy, I can excuse bad looks. Hell, what is a body but a shell anyway?

#1. a body is something which includes the brain (which in itself is affected by the condition of the rest of the body)
#2. fat people are the worst kind. don't talk to them. don't encourage them. let them die.


What is a sex wedge?

stuff like this, you can position them in different ways and may be able to solve some position problems.


Holy sh*t OP, are you me? My boyfriend isn't chubby though, he's pretty fat. And I'm like 5'4, 90lbs. He's probably going to kill me during sex some day.

>90lbs
>anorexia
>heroin
>filthy wh**re


>90lbs
>anorexia
>heroin
>filthy wh**re

I have Hyperthyroidism. It's either that or all the crack I smoke.


stuff like this, you can position them in different ways and may be able to solve some position problems.

That's.....So f**king awesome. O_O


>90lbs
>anorexia
>heroin
>filthy wh**re

:))

I am skinny and nice, and angered by this thread

I am skinny and nice, and angered by this thread

Why?

im hot and cool
FYI

I am skinny and nice, and angered by this thread

>skinny
>nice
>doesn't exist
>bot


That's.....So f**king awesome. O_O

I've seen them at a few sex stores, although if you're the type that is insecure about going into sex stores, I'm sure you can find pillows or stuff like that and try to emulate it.


>skinny
>nice
>doesn't exist
>bot

haha what


haha what

>laughing
>awkward
>aspergers
>autism


>laughing
>awkward
>aspergers
>autism

:/
Did you get the impression that i am a girl?


:/
Did you get the impression that i am a girl?

>asking questions
>stupid
>racist
>hick


>asking questions
>stupid
>racist
>hick

>ni**ers
>ni**ers
>ni**ers
>c**t

try anal.

>>IMPLYING
anyway, fatty sex sounds awful. Enjoy your sweaty mess


>90lbs
>anorexia
>heroin
>filthy wh**re

oh man, i remember when i was 99lbs at 5'8
dude, btw
goddamn you, heroni

drop the zero and get with the hero(me)

>IMPLYYYYYYYYYYYYYING

>implying
>implicate
>implicated
>implicit

Dear bee,
My boyfriend is a chubby and has a 5 inch penis.
I'm thin but notably short.
It's hard for us to find good positions when we're f**king. For example, f**king in doggy style is hard for us because I'm too short. Also, his stomach pushes my pelvis away and his dick isn't quite long enough to stay in my vag.
Can you guys suggest some positions?

Hey you seem to be sleeping with my ex!!!! Tell him to get off his fat ass and learn how to please you!



I like his belly. I think it's cute.

then why complain?
stupid bitch

If his stomach is getting in the way when you have sex, he's not just chubby, he's Peter Griffin.
I'm 6' tall and about 200 lbs. and very little of it is muscle...c**k just under 6 inches...I've never had trouble getting into any position with any girl, and I've dated some that were 5' even.
Try doggy style with your knees together and his knees as far apart as necessary, or standing next to the bed, something like that.
I hope this guy goes down on you often.

If his stomach is getting in the way when you have sex, he's not just chubby, he's Peter Griffin.
I'm 6' tall and about 200 lbs. and very little of it is muscle...c**k just under 6 inches...I've never had trouble getting into any position with any girl, and I've dated some that were 5' even.
Try doggy style with your knees together and his knees as far apart as necessary, or standing next to the bed, something like that.
I hope this guy goes down on you often.

hahah oh god the mental image


then why complain?
stupid bitch

I wasn't really complaining. I was asking people to suggest some new positions the two of us could try.
If his stomach is getting in the way when you have sex, he's not just chubby, he's Peter Griffin.
I'm 6' tall and about 200 lbs. and very little of it is muscle...c**k just under 6 inches...I've never had trouble getting into any position with any girl, and I've dated some that were 5' even.
Try doggy style with your knees together and his knees as far apart as necessary, or standing next to the bed, something like that.
I hope this guy goes down on you often.

It's not Peter Griffin fat. He's about 5'11 and 200 pounds. I'm not going to lie; The both of us are complete sex no0bs (If you couldn't already guess). We might be having problems just because we both suck at it. I assumed it was because of the height difference and his tummy.


I wasn't really complaining. I was asking people to suggest some new positions the two of us could try.

It's not Peter Griffin fat. He's about 5'11 and 200 pounds. I'm not going to lie; The both of us are complete sex no0bs (If you couldn't already guess). We might be having problems just because we both suck at it. I assumed it was because of the height difference and his tummy.

So hes what like 20 pounds overweight? I don't know what the f**k you are talking about lady but that amount of gut should not be getting in the way with his pretty average dick size.


So hes what like 20 pounds overweight? I don't know what the f**k you are talking about lady but that amount of gut should not be getting in the way with his pretty average dick size.

Which means that we both just really reaaaaaally suck.
Halp D=


I wasn't really complaining. I was asking people to suggest some new positions the two of us could try.

It's not Peter Griffin fat. He's about 5'11 and 200 pounds. I'm not going to lie; The both of us are complete sex no0bs (If you couldn't already guess). We might be having problems just because we both suck at it. I assumed it was because of the height difference and his tummy.

>5'11 and 200 pounds
I'm 5'8 and 230 pounds with just under six inch penis. I give my girlfriend multiple orgasms with just intercourse..


Which means that we both just really reaaaaaally suck.
Halp D=

does he put your legs over his shoulder when doing missionary? this is basic sh*t


Which means that we both just really reaaaaaally suck.
Halp D=

serious advice here: cheat on him. You have to sleep with someone else to see what works and what doesn't work. If you want your sex life to work, it takes experience, and you ain't going to get that from mr doesn't know how to f**k.
If you care enough about him, then you will do the right thing and cheat on him for him.


serious advice here: cheat on him. You have to sleep with someone else to see what works and what doesn't work. If you want your sex life to work, it takes experience, and you ain't going to get that from mr doesn't know how to f**k.
If you care enough about him, then you will do the right thing and cheat on him for him.

F**king die c**t


I'll sooner go for a pudgy nice guy than a skinny, attractive a**hole.
My standards aren't low; I just don't put a lot of weight on physical appearance. As long as a person is hygienic and reasonably healthy, I can excuse bad looks. Hell, what is a body but a shell anyway?

>skinny, attractive a**hole
F**k me.


F**king die c**t

hey, I went through my whole first relationship not knowing what the f**k I was doing and neither did she. It was only after sleeping around did I get to where I'm at now.


serious advice here: cheat on him. You have to sleep with someone else to see what works and what doesn't work. If you want your sex life to work, it takes experience, and you ain't going to get that from mr doesn't know how to f**k.
If you care enough about him, then you will do the right thing and cheat on him for him.


hey, I went through my whole first relationship not knowing what the f**k I was doing and neither did she. It was only after sleeping around did I get to where I'm at now.

Well, let's say that I'm not willing to sleep around (I'm a sentimental chick, ya know), is there anything I can do? Like, watch porn and imitate or something like that?


hey, I went through my whole first relationship not knowing what the f**k I was doing and neither did she. It was only after sleeping around did I get to where I'm at now.

Theres a little thing called communication and porn and the internet.
In my first relationship both me and the girl lost our virginities together and yes we were sh*t for a while - but after a while we just learnt to start watching porn, reading about positions and hot stories while fapping eachother on the bed.
Eventually we got really good and found out what we liked most.
Only a**holes cheat. There is no excuse for it.



I like his belly. I think it's cute.

If it's cute then why are you complaining?

Dear bee,
My boyfriend is a chubby and has a 5 inch penis.
I'm thin but notably short.
It's hard for us to find good positions when we're f**king. For example, f**king in doggy style is hard for us because I'm too short. Also, his stomach pushes my pelvis away and his dick isn't quite long enough to stay in my vag.
Can you guys suggest some positions?

Just get the kama sutra and go through every position, then stick with the one that works.
If none work, dump his ass.


If it's cute then why are you complaining?

I was more or less asking for people to suggest positions that we could try. I honestly didn't mean to come off as whinny. Sorry.


Well, let's say that I'm not willing to sleep around (I'm a sentimental chick, ya know), is there anything I can do? Like, watch porn and imitate or something like that?

watch porn, but more importantly talk during sex. There is nothing worse than banging a girl and thinking "I guess she likes this.. well, she's not complaining."
Obviously you both don't know what you're doing, so tell him if something works and tell him if something doesn't. Just because it isn't working in one position doesn't mean "oh, we can't do it that way" he just has to find the right angle or you got to pop that pu**y out a bit.


Theres a little thing called communication and porn and the internet.
In my first relationship both me and the girl lost our virginities together and yes we were sh*t for a while - but after a while we just learnt to start watching porn, reading about positions and hot stories while fapping eachother on the bed.
Eventually we got really good and found out what we liked most.
Only a**holes cheat. There is no excuse for it.

(quoting myself here)
I just wanted to say to you OP that I also had the exact problem you're describing when I first tried doggy. You'll find its not so much because he's a chubby but rather the way you hold your body. Really practice thrusting your ass backwards and into the air. Also make sure your legs are open enough so that they are the right height for your boyfriend (like his dick could be too high/low).
As for his position, he will probably find it easier if he's on ONE KNEE rather than on two knees or any other variation.
If you're extremely lucky the height of your bed will be perfect for doing doggy over the edge - but dont count on it. Remember you can always use pillows/cusions to adjust yourselvs and get comfy.


(quoting myself here)
I just wanted to say to you OP that I also had the exact problem you're describing when I first tried doggy. You'll find its not so much because he's a chubby but rather the way you hold your body. Really practice thrusting your ass backwards and into the air. Also make sure your legs are open enough so that they are the right height for your boyfriend (like his dick could be too high/low).
As for his position, he will probably find it easier if he's on ONE KNEE rather than on two knees or any other variation.
If you're extremely lucky the height of your bed will be perfect for doing doggy over the edge - but dont count on it. Remember you can always use pillows/cusions to adjust yourselvs and get comfy.

Will do. Thanks.

watch porn, but more importantly talk during sex. There is nothing worse than banging a girl and thinking "I guess she likes this.. well, she's not complaining."
Obviously you both don't know what you're doing, so tell him if something works and tell him if something doesn't. Just because it isn't working in one position doesn't mean "oh, we can't do it that way" he just has to find the right angle or you got to pop that pu**y out a bit.

I'll try to communicate more. Thanks.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18450_7-kama-sutra-sex-tips-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p2.html imma talkin bout number 2

http://www.cracked.com/article_18450_7-kama-sutra-sex-tips-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p2.html imma talkin bout number 2

Ooooooh. Thanks!


(quoting myself here)
I just wanted to say to you OP that I also had the exact problem you're describing when I first tried doggy. You'll find its not so much because he's a chubby but rather the way you hold your body. Really practice thrusting your ass backwards and into the air. Also make sure your legs are open enough so that they are the right height for your boyfriend (like his dick could be too high/low).
As for his position, he will probably find it easier if he's on ONE KNEE rather than on two knees or any other variation.
If you're extremely lucky the height of your bed will be perfect for doing doggy over the edge - but dont count on it. Remember you can always use pillows/cusions to adjust yourselvs and get comfy.

I didn't even think of this. I had to instruct my now girlfriend that she can't just get on all fours and expect good doggy style. The girl kinda has to position herself so that her pu**y is like sticking out and backward.. I can't explain it.. kinda like how a cat stretches?
I remember grabbing my girlfriend and pushing her in the right position, her getting mad and then going "oooo... OH GOD YES!!"


Will do. Thanks.

I'll try to communicate more. Thanks.

(same guy again)
An other thing to think about is trying it on the floor first. The bed can be a serious pain in the ass if its not a firm matress, and you'll probably lose your 'grip' a lot. I dont know if it happened with just me but i'd find we would very slowly move along the bed with each thrust untill she was almost hanging off. Then we'd stop and go back. (Pretty hilarious the first few times but then sh*t annoying when you're ready to come)
The floor obviously doesnt have that problem but i'd still use a pillow for your arms since they can get mild carpet burn (as you'd expect)


I didn't even think of this. I had to instruct my now girlfriend that she can't just get on all fours and expect good doggy style. The girl kinda has to position herself so that her pu**y is like sticking out and backward.. I can't explain it.. kinda like how a cat stretches?
I remember grabbing my girlfriend and pushing her in the right position, her getting mad and then going "oooo... OH GOD YES!!"

Yea man. one of the hottest parts about taking doggy style as the girl is that you feel 'dirty' from presenting yourself so openly.
Hot sh*t.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18450_7-kama-sutra-sex-tips-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p2.html imma talkin bout number 2

>he thinks have the girls legs on your shoulders is actually dangerous

every one is right sooo far another thing is you gotta remember to spread the pu**y open before going in as well pu**y lips can stop the hips from going as deep as possible this can also be acheived by spreading the butt cheeks. Another thing i rookies try and do is have porno sex where the guy takes those long "strides" you need atleast 8 or more inches to do that properly instead of humping have him and pump slowly but never letting his hips seperate from your own.

every one is right sooo far another thing is you gotta remember to spread the pu**y open before going in as well pu**y lips can stop the hips from going as deep as possible this can also be acheived by spreading the butt cheeks. Another thing i rookies try and do is have porno sex where the guy takes those long "strides" you need atleast 8 or more inches to do that properly instead of humping have him and pump slowly but never letting his hips seperate from your own.

lrn2english


Yea man. one of the hottest parts about taking doggy style as the girl is that you feel 'dirty' from presenting yourself so openly.
Hot sh*t.

yeah, my girlfriend starts to dirty talk once she gets in the doggy style position.
Usually when my girlfriend and I do doggy style I'll start pushing her forward until she's laying down on her stomach and her legs are closed and I'm coming in from behind still but the angle has slightly shifted. This is our favorite position, she pretty much orgasms nonstop.

Every one is right sooo far. Another thing is you gotta remember to spread the pu**y open before going in, pu**y lips can stop the hips from going as deep as possible, This effect can also be acheived by spreading the butt cheeks. Another thing i know that rookies try and do is have porno sex where the guy takes those long "strides" you need atleast 8 or more inches to do that properly. Instead of humping have him pump slowly but never letting his hips seperate from your own.

every one is right sooo far another thing is you gotta remember to spread the pu**y open before going in as well pu**y lips can stop the hips from going as deep as possible this can also be acheived by spreading the butt cheeks. Another thing i rookies try and do is have porno sex where the guy takes those long "strides" you need atleast 8 or more inches to do that properly instead of humping have him and pump slowly but never letting his hips seperate from your own.

english is bad.
"Long strides" = don't pull out and push in unless you got a big dick. If you got a little one pretty much don't take it out of the pu**y.
Also, OP, if he's fat he probably has a "fatty pad" or some sh*t right around his dick. He can push his dick past that and gain like an inch or two.

For doggy style, it's a little easier to get it going if the girl's upper body is lower than her ass, like in the picture. Really stick that pu**y out there. From there you'll learn how to be more upright while still sticking out the pu**y.

oh yeah! he would have a fupa (fat upper private area) switch his soda to diet and he will lose a few pounds in that area.

you could also still try and work it out missonary you would have to put pillows under your ass (so you and him can connect while is he still straight up), He would hold your legs in the crooks of his arms and pull you in while he thrust forward.

oh yeah! he would have a fupa (fat upper private area) switch his soda to diet and he will lose a few pounds in that area.

>>oh yeah! he would have a fupa (fat upper private area) switch his soda to diet and he will lose a few pounds in that area.
You're an idiot. First of all, switching to diet probably wouldn't change much, Secondly, you can't target weight loss, and Thirdly, the fat in that area is around the last bit that the body will try to get rid of since it's needed for procreation (no one wants to smash their pelvis without some protection)
If he wants to lose it, he'll have to lose a lot of weight first.


>>oh yeah! he would have a fupa (fat upper private area) switch his soda to diet and he will lose a few pounds in that area.
You're an idiot. First of all, switching to diet probably wouldn't change much, Secondly, you can't target weight loss, and Thirdly, the fat in that area is around the last bit that the body will try to get rid of since it's needed for procreation (no one wants to smash their pelvis without some protection)
If he wants to lose it, he'll have to lose a lot of weight first.

okay i might have been wrong but not an idiot. dont think you can lose some weight from switching to diet soda? try it out. the thing about doing a subtle switch like that is your cutting your calorie intake. If his girl is boning him as much as they can he would lose the weight faster since he will start burning more calories than he is taking in.


5 inches is actually considered average, 12 inches isnt even human

>5 inches is average
No sh*t? I've always thought it was just over 6.
Well. I feel better about myself then. XD.


okay i might have been wrong but not an idiot. dont think you can lose some weight from switching to diet soda? try it out. the thing about doing a subtle switch like that is your cutting your calorie intake. If his girl is boning him as much as they can he would lose the weight faster since he will start burning more calories than he is taking in.

Something tells me that diet soda and semi-regular sex wont really melt away the pounds as fast as you apparently think it will. Losing weight takes a bit more than just diet soda and minimum body movement...
Please, just stop talking.


okay i might have been wrong but not an idiot. dont think you can lose some weight from switching to diet soda? try it out. the thing about doing a subtle switch like that is your cutting your calorie intake. If his girl is boning him as much as they can he would lose the weight faster since he will start burning more calories than he is taking in.

>>not an idiot
>>says idiotic things
>>idiot


>5 inches is average
No sh*t? I've always thought it was just over 6.
Well. I feel better about myself then. XD.

Must be new here. Welcome to advice.


5 inches is actually considered average, 12 inches isnt even human

18 centimeters = 7.08661417 inch
That does help my self esteem.


Something tells me that diet soda and semi-regular sex wont really melt away the pounds as fast as you apparently think it will. Losing weight takes a bit more than just diet soda and minimum body movement...
Please, just stop talking.

jesus im not saying him drinking diet soda is going to be the equivalent of doing the p90x work out im just saying the fupa will decrease over time.
here r some tits calm down name calling over the internet is so middle school and ni**ers do it.


18 centimeters = 7.08661417 inch
That does help my self esteem.


18 centimeters = 7.08661417 inch
That does help my self esteem.

girth matters more.


jesus im not saying him drinking diet soda is going to be the equivalent of doing the p90x work out im just saying the fupa will decrease over time.
here r some tits calm down name calling over the internet is so middle school and ni**ers do it.

look at that, the idiot is a racist.


jesus im not saying him drinking diet soda is going to be the equivalent of doing the p90x work out im just saying the fupa will decrease over time.
here r some tits calm down name calling over the internet is so middle school and ni**ers do it.

oh god, nobody wants those tits. they might work well to knock down buildings though.


jesus im not saying him drinking diet soda is going to be the equivalent of doing the p90x work out im just saying the fupa will decrease over time.
here r some tits calm down name calling over the internet is so middle school and ni**ers do it.

>butthurt


girth matters more.

When it goes in, yes. However, having a longer penis is visually more attractive, and just look better on a male because of stereotypes. Plus, sucking long ones is a lot more fun.


jesus im not saying him drinking diet soda is going to be the equivalent of doing the p90x work out im just saying the fupa will decrease over time.
here r some tits calm down name calling over the internet is so middle school and ni**ers do it.

>hey guys don't make fun of me or I'll tell my mommy waaaah


jesus im not saying him drinking diet soda is going to be the equivalent of doing the p90x work out im just saying the fupa will decrease over time.
here r some tits calm down name calling over the internet is so middle school and ni**ers do it.

>>Lessons in maturity from a person that calls them self 'Sexual Beast" and has a grip on the English language looser than Paris Hilton's vagina.


When it goes in, yes. However, having a longer penis is visually more attractive, and just look better on a male because of stereotypes. Plus, sucking long ones is a lot more fun.

man, I want to suck my own dick sometimes it's so sexy.


jesus im not saying him drinking diet soda is going to be the equivalent of doing the p90x work out im just saying the fupa will decrease over time.
here r some tits calm down name calling over the internet is so middle school and ni**ers do it.

>>LAWL LAWL LAWL
>>LAWL WLALWALLW
>> LAWLASLAWLALWIJAAEINF
>>NI**ERS


jesus im not saying him drinking diet soda is going to be the equivalent of doing the p90x work out im just saying the fupa will decrease over time.
here r some tits calm down name calling over the internet is so middle school and ni**ers do it.

>>im a fa**ot and should kill myself

I'm glad you guys have spent years honing your mastery of typing on the keyboard and playing WoW. Infact i think its awesome while you;ve been in here spending days and days and days on the web boards helping others that need it and posting your own problems looking for help. Thanks for being in here while im out there f**king your girlfriends.
who else is f**king more then one chick tonight? pic related cause its 2 bitches in it.

my typing is bad but your mom thinks my dick is good.

I'm glad you guys have spent years honing your mastery of typing on the keyboard and playing WoW. Infact i think its awesome while you;ve been in here spending days and days and days on the web boards helping others that need it and posting your own problems looking for help. Thanks for being in here while im out there f**king your girlfriends.
who else is f**king more then one chick tonight? pic related cause its 2 bitches in it.

Have fun with your hands, sir.

today was pretty sh*tty. im a senior in high school and someone in one of my classes made a remark on how i remind him of the creepy guy in the movie happy gilmore who had a checklist of people to kill.everyone was laughing, wtf , just because im quiet and keep to myself and only talk with people i know, im deemed a serial killer
is this how everyone thinks of people like me?

i dunno whats going to be gayer the comments that are about to come or the person typing them.


Have fun with your hands, sir.

LOL.
This.

i dunno whats going to be gayer the comments that are about to come or the person typing them.

You.


You.

LOL

today was pretty sh*tty. im a senior in high school and someone in one of my classes made a remark on how i remind him of the creepy guy in the movie happy gilmore who had a checklist of people to kill.everyone was laughing, wtf , just because im quiet and keep to myself and only talk with people i know, im deemed a serial killer
is this how everyone thinks of people like me?

they were just dicking around dont worry no one really thinks your gonna kill someone besides, your to much of a pu**y to talk to people you dont know you damn sure are not going to stand up for yourself.

I'm glad you guys have spent years honing your mastery of typing on the keyboard and playing WoW. Infact i think its awesome while you;ve been in here spending days and days and days on the web boards helping others that need it and posting your own problems looking for help. Thanks for being in here while im out there f**king your girlfriends.
who else is f**king more then one chick tonight? pic related cause its 2 bitches in it.

I'm glad you guys have spent years honing your mastery of typing on the keyboard and playing WoW. Infact i think its awesome while you;ve been in here spending days and days and days on the web boards helping others that need it and posting your own problems looking for help. Thanks for being in here while im out there f**king your girlfriends.
who else is f**king more then one chick tonight? pic related cause its 2 bitches in it.

>>hold on to cliche insults toward imageboard while visiting said imagboard myself

hmm, doggystyle with you on a bed or chair and him on the ground works pretty good...you hands on wall/table/ass to him works good. You lying with your back on a table/desk works.
Spooning is bad as belly gets in the way and isn't a deep penetration position to begin with. used to be a fatf**k and had problems with a 6 inch dick. It's 7 now, losing weight is cash.

today was pretty sh*tty. im a senior in high school and someone in one of my classes made a remark on how i remind him of the creepy guy in the movie happy gilmore who had a checklist of people to kill.everyone was laughing, wtf , just because im quiet and keep to myself and only talk with people i know, im deemed a serial killer
is this how everyone thinks of people like me?

man, just embrace it. I'm not saying you should kill them or anything like that, but you should totally make a list of people in your class and then accidentally drop one.
Or better yet, wait until a kid is absent, then cross his name off the list, then let one of the kids find it.
And if you get caught or whatever by the cops just be like "It's part of an inside joke."


Have fun with your hands, sir.

oh how you'd like to hope everyone on the internet beat their meat as much as you do, but some don't some people actually have consensual sex with multiple people in 1 day. Now i know you havent yet its okay you will grow into your body and one day you will have a girlfriend of your own who isnt attached to your arm.

I'm glad you guys have spent years honing your mastery of typing on the keyboard and playing WoW. Infact i think its awesome while you;ve been in here spending days and days and days on the web boards helping others that need it and posting your own problems looking for help. Thanks for being in here while im out there f**king your girlfriends.
who else is f**king more then one chick tonight? pic related cause its 2 bitches in it.

Ah! So you do know how to use punctuation!
Use it more often. This way I at least have to read through your entire comment to conclude you're a retard.


oh how you'd like to hope everyone on the internet beat their meat as much as you do, but some don't some people actually have consensual sex with multiple people in 1 day. Now i know you havent yet its okay you will grow into your body and one day you will have a girlfriend of your own who isnt attached to your arm.

way to insult back using the same insult. Grow up, boy.


oh how you'd like to hope everyone on the internet beat their meat as much as you do, but some don't some people actually have consensual sex with multiple people in 1 day. Now i know you havent yet its okay you will grow into your body and one day you will have a girlfriend of your own who isnt attached to your arm.

get trolled sucka


>>hold on to cliche insults toward imageboard while visiting said imagboard myself

i actually havent been on web for about a year i wanted to see what adv was all about but its just all the whinners from bee getting a seperate board.


i actually havent been on web for about a year i wanted to see what adv was all about but its just all the whinners from bee getting a seperate board.

>>Since my sh*t advice was shot down, I'm going to pretend that I wasn't even trying.


way to insult back using the same insult. Grow up, boy.

it wasn't an insult to me only a wrong assumption while you on the other hand (get it other hand) have admitted to being insulted.


>>Since my sh*t advice was shot down, I'm going to pretend that I wasn't even trying.

hey i cant force someone to take advice im sure op is long gone as well. i dont even really care about good punctuation or spelling words correctly. i count my money and my bitches. besides has anyone really gotten laid using good punctuation? i mean sure some where someone has but anyone present on this board?

i just pwned all you smart-aleky sadvirgins!
go out there and get some pu**y ! best advice i can give you is get off the internet ask a girl ; what her goals in life are, if she is seeing anyone , and buy her a pair of high heel shoes. BAM go get that pu**y your nerds.


i actually havent been on web for about a year i wanted to see what adv was all about but its just all the whinners from bee getting a seperate board.

>>easily trolled

i just pwned all you smart-aleky sadvirgins!
go out there and get some pu**y ! best advice i can give you is get off the internet ask a girl ; what her goals in life are, if she is seeing anyone , and buy her a pair of high heel shoes. BAM go get that pu**y your nerds.

please just stop talking


i actually havent been on web for about a year i wanted to see what adv was all about but its just all the whinners from bee getting a seperate board.

that shoop is sh*t

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