Wednesday, September 8, 2010

She calls me daddy

>f**king latina chick in the ass
>things going great
>out of f**king nowhere she calls me "daddy" and "papi" (spanish word for daddy)
>LOSE F**KING ERECTION
What is it with women calling a guy she's f**king daddy?




Que pasa, papi?

I f**king LOVE that sh*t. Shame on you

ELECTRAAAAAAAA COMPLEEEEEEEXXX

>mexican
>catholic
not getting f**ked by her dad????

It's a term of dominance, bro. Enjoy it.

>f**king latina chick in the ass
>things going great
>out of f**king nowhere she calls me "daddy" and "papi" (spanish word for daddy)
>LOSE F**KING ERECTION
What is it with women calling a guy she's f**king daddy?

You're about the only guy in the world who doesn't like "papi". For most guys, papi is the insta-cum power word.

It MIGHT have something to do with the severe daddy issues like 70% of females have. Just a theory.

It MIGHT have something to do with the severe daddy issues like 70% of females have. Just a theory.

>It MIGHT have something to do with the severe daddy issues like 90% of Latinos have.
Fixed.


>It MIGHT have something to do with the severe daddy issues like 90% of Latinos have.
Fixed.

>It MIGHT have something to do with the severe daddy issues like 90% of women have.
Fixed.


>It MIGHT have something to do with the severe daddy issues like 90% of Latinos have.
Fixed.

Do you mean Latinas? Or is this something you observe while f**king boys...

Has anyone noticed that Mexican women call their little daughters "mama" and "mami"? I don't know if other latinos do this, but I hear Mexicans doing it all the time. it's cute, but, uh...Wtf?

Freud answered this long ago.

Awesome. Call me papi ffs


You're about the only guy in the world who doesn't like "papi". For most guys, papi is the insta-cum power word.

I don't. Only latino scum use words like "papi" or "mami".

They're reliving their childhood abuse through degrading sexual acts.
No, seriously. That's the real answer.

They're reliving their childhood abuse through degrading sexual acts.
No, seriously. That's the real answer.

What kind of abuse?
abusex


I don't. Only latino scum use words like "papi" or "mami".

Why are you having sex with Latinos?
Latinas are better, because they have vaginas, and no penises.


What kind of abuse?
abusex

Daddy has touched her no-no on several occasions.

PROTIP:
If a girl calls you "papi" or "daddy", it's sexy
If a girl calls you "papa" or "dad," it's time to run.

Had a girl who used to call me dad or daddy by accident. This was in normal, everyday situations, though, not in bed. Like on the phone, or in public.
Weird.


What kind of abuse?
abusex

Sexual, physical, emotional. Reliving the acts gives them a feeling of control and satisfaction, they crave abuse and abusive boyfriends (who simply take the place of their fathers).


Daddy has touched her no-no on several occasions.

So only sexual abuse?
Not like, "slap her across the face if she doesn't clean her room" abuse?

ELECTRAAAAAAAA COMPLEEEEEEEXXX

Well, if she's Electra, I'll be Daredevil.


So only sexual abuse?
Not like, "slap her across the face if she doesn't clean her room" abuse?

Nah, not only sexual abuse. They might have just not had much of a father figure in their childhood.

If the girl you're having sex with calls you "professor," that's so cash.

PROTIP:
If a girl calls you "papi" or "daddy", it's sexy
If a girl calls you "papa" or "dad," it's time to run.

Why would it be time to run?


Why would it be time to run?

It suggests abuse.
Abused chicks are crazy chicks.
Crazy chicks have been known to bite it off.

If a latina girl called me papi while I was f**king her, I'd probably bust my nut right then and there.


Why would it be time to run?

BECAUSE THEY SAID 'PAPA' INSTEAD OF 'PAPA', GOD. ISNT IT SO SIMPLE?
CLEARLY YOU SHOULD DITCH ALL THE SEX AND COMAPNIONSHIP BECAUSE OF THIS


It suggests abuse.
Abused chicks are crazy chicks.
Crazy chicks have been known to bite it off.

>Crazy chicks have been known to bite it off.
I'm gonna need a source.

I f**king LOVE that sh*t. Shame on you

F**k yeah, it's a pity my girl is freaked out by the idea of calling me daddy while I give her the ol' in and out.

Get finnish girlfriend -> problem solved.

Get finnish girlfriend -> problem solved.

Get finnish girlfriend -> problem solved.

Finnish girls don't scream daddy when getting f**ked. They scream for their mothers.

why would they shout daddy anyway?
it's not as if their dad f**ks them

why would they shout daddy anyway?
it's not as if their dad f**ks them

If I was a father I couldn't deny my little girl anything she wanted. I'm just a big teddy bear at heart.


If I was a father I couldn't deny my little girl anything she wanted. I'm just a big teddy bear at heart.

what if you had a son?

My ex got me in to ageplay. I gradually went from being utterly creeped out by it to loving every moment, and the two of us slowly went from being boyfriend and girlfriend to 'Daddy' and his 'little princess'.
It was incredible, anonymous, and it's made me realise that non-kinky relationships are smalltime.


what if you had a son?

This is anonymous
No difference would happen, son.
Now why the f**k you took the dress off?

1 comment:

  1. My columbian girl friend calls me papi. it meant that your a stud and it was extremely sexual.

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