Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Southerner in a strange land

>Live in some sh*t hole southern town for the majority of my life.
>Never know anything but bible thumping and bigotry.
>Move to California for college.
It's as if I'm in some kind of wonderful foreign land. You can actually speak to people without having bible verses thrown at you, and the waiters at restaurants don't try to pray with you before meals.




pray to you before meals?
what the f**k? where did you live?

>pray before meals
man that is bordering on Jewish/Islamic

>Live in some sh*t hole southern town for the majority of my life.
>Never know anything but bible thumping and bigotry.
>Move to California for college.
It's as if I'm in some kind of wonderful foreign land. You can actually speak to people without having bible verses thrown at you, and the waiters at restaurants don't try to pray with you before meals.

>and the waiters at restaurants don't try to pray with you before meals.
wat

pray to you before meals?
what the f**k? where did you live?

same question here

>Live in some sh*t hole southern town for the majority of my life.
>Never know anything but bible thumping and bigotry.
>Move to California for college.
It's as if I'm in some kind of wonderful foreign land. You can actually speak to people without having bible verses thrown at you, and the waiters at restaurants don't try to pray with you before meals.

Thank God you moved away! Right?

>waiters at restaurants don't try to pray with you before meals.
No, but enjoy them trying to sell you scripts.

pray to you before meals?
what the f**k? where did you live?

>where did you live?
Very small town in Maryland. Population was probably below 300 people.

yeah, california is a pretty nice place.


>where did you live?
Very small town in Maryland. Population was probably below 300 people.

wild.
anyway
cali sucks
too many haughty, egotistic a**holes
too many hipsters, beach boys, and popped collar f**s
too many chicks who think they're a goddess and too good for anybody
too many rich elitist a**holes
too many poor bums begging for money
yeah enjoy califonia.


>where did you live?
Very small town in Maryland. Population was probably below 300 people.

>Maryland
>south
Pick one
With love, NC.

inb4: that pic is of a kid from the WBC in wichita, KS.
but meh, i live in knoxville, tn never had anyone try any of that sh*t down here...

I used to live in L.A.
Terrible city. The only word I can use to describe L.A is surreal, because everyone is weird/creepy as f**k.
Living in San Diego now. Much better.

California is the only decent state in the U.S, but it's still terrible compared to Europe, or even Canada.

California is the only decent state in the U.S, but it's still terrible compared to Europe, or even Canada.

see

wild.
anyway
cali sucks
too many haughty, egotistic a**holes
too many hipsters, beach boys, and popped collar f**s
too many chicks who think they're a goddess and too good for anybody
too many rich elitist a**holes
too many poor bums begging for money
yeah enjoy califonia.

cali is a sh*t state, there are many better states


wild.
anyway
cali sucks
too many haughty, egotistic a**holes
too many hipsters, beach boys, and popped collar f**s
too many chicks who think they're a goddess and too good for anybody
too many rich elitist a**holes
too many poor bums begging for money
yeah enjoy califonia.

CALIFORNIA
SUPER COOL TO THE HOMELE-ESS

Wait are you Americans still fighting with religion?
LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Signed, Scandinavia.

>Live in SC
>Look at OKCupid
>Everyone is fat and puts "Truckin" in their hobbies list.
>No nerdy girls whatsoever.
>Look at OKcupid in California
>Cute nerdy girls
>Cute hipster girls (Tolerable. Still better than this sh*t.)
How I long to live in that great state.


see
cali is a sh*t state, there are many better states

>there are many better states
Such as?

I'd have to agree that homosexuals deserve the death penalty--Leviticus 18:22: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Seeing as America was founded on the Bible, it's only fair.

California is great if you're one of those "artistic" c**ts, but for normal people, it's just pretentious.


>there are many better states
Such as?

Nebraska. Yeah, that's right - Nebraska.


>there are many better states
Such as?

New Mexico.
inb4 wololololol mexicans
there arent that many.
we have excellent food (f**kin chile <3)
we have hot latino chicks
great weather (no natural disasters of ANY kind)
feels good man.


New Mexico.
inb4 wololololol mexicans
there arent that many.
we have excellent food (f**kin chile <3)
we have hot latino chicks
great weather (no natural disasters of ANY kind)
feels good man.

>New Mexico
Enjoy your meth.


New Mexico.
inb4 wololololol mexicans
there arent that many.
we have excellent food (f**kin chile <3)
we have hot latino chicks
great weather (no natural disasters of ANY kind)
feels good man.

>we have hot latino chicks
No thank you. Ugh.
Much prefer a pale nerdy girl. Latino girls can f**k off, with their penciled in eyebrows.


>New Mexico
Enjoy your meth.

Not as prevalent as you think it is.
no more drugs/crime than the next state.


>we have hot latino chicks
No thank you. Ugh.
Much prefer a pale nerdy girl. Latino girls can f**k off, with their penciled in eyebrows.

those are chollas (penciled eyebrows) and they are damn horrible. I mean like Salma Hayek type latino hot.
also we have pale nerdy girls.
but if you want a plethora of those, hit up seattle.


New Mexico.
inb4 wololololol mexicans
there arent that many.
we have excellent food (f**kin chile <3)
we have hot latino chicks
great weather (no natural disasters of ANY kind)
feels good man.

>great weather
Isn't it really hot? It looks hot.


New Mexico.
inb4 wololololol mexicans
there arent that many.
we have excellent food (f**kin chile <3)
we have hot latino chicks
great weather (no natural disasters of ANY kind)
feels good man.

You guys ever get rid of those satanic cults?

California has the best girls in all of the the U.S.
No other state can compare, unless you're into "irish" catholic hipsters (Boston, etc) and southern girls.


>great weather
Isn't it really hot? It looks hot.

only in the summer. and its pretty bearable.


You guys ever get rid of those satanic cults?

wat?
watxx

California has the best girls in all of the the U.S.
No other state can compare, unless you're into "irish" catholic hipsters (Boston, etc) and southern girls.

This is the truth. I have been all over the union, and I have never seen such beautiful, sexy women as in california.
The east coast is nearly devoid of women that are remotely sexy.

I would like to inform OP that the South does not recognize Maryland as one of us. The South includes the states of the CSA and might include certain border states with a lot of CSA sympathies and/or CSA governments that had no real power. Maryland is not one of these. You are part of the northeast.

California has the best girls in all of the the U.S.
No other state can compare, unless you're into "irish" catholic hipsters (Boston, etc) and southern girls.

The Beach Boys had it right


New Mexico.
inb4 wololololol mexicans
there arent that many.
we have excellent food (f**kin chile <3)
we have hot latino chicks
great weather (no natural disasters of ANY kind)
feels good man.

>great weather (no natural disasters of ANY kind)
I find it laughable that you bother to mention this. I take it for granted that where I live theres no natural disasters.


>great weather (no natural disasters of ANY kind)
I find it laughable that you bother to mention this. I take it for granted that where I live theres no natural disasters.

why? where do you live?
i was mentioning it because cali -> earthquakes, floods, sh*t up the ass.

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