Saturday, September 25, 2010

What is it like in jail

have you ever been to jail:
if so please tell me stories about it




No. I have been held in cells at police stations but never been to jail. F**k that.

boring, boring and more boring.
the gay sex sh*t is true FOR SOME PEOPLE
very few. Its more common for initiation and sh*t.
It's like going to high school in the ghetto with strict teachers. Don't put up with sh*t, don't flip out and you'll be alright.

what if your not physically strong, cause i am weak as sh*t as far as i am concerned.
what would i do then, am i doomed because of that?
boring, boring and more boring.
the gay sex sh*t is true FOR SOME PEOPLE
very few. Its more common for initiation and sh*t.
It's like going to high school in the ghetto with strict teachers. Don't put up with sh*t, don't flip out and you'll be alright.

jail is worse than prison
in every sense of the word
getting raped, jumped, stabbed... chances are 10x higher in jail

i have a question...
what the f**k do you need to be strong for?
gay rape? Listen, just don't keep your eyes down, and don't mug anyone. 1000 yard stare. if someone tries to do anything fight like the biggest bitch there ever was. nut tearing finger bending all of that sh*t. don't put yourself in stupid situations. the thing about prison is, everyone goes in their expecting this horrible horsesh*t, and only a select few who are (A)stupid and subhuman or (B) not leaving prison, actually start sh*t. Most people are at least calm. I just hung out in the library with old dudes.

I used to be in the army. One of my army mates there got locked up for a year in minimum security civilian prison on a kidnapping charge (long story).
Anyway... It's more or less like being in the army...
> Food is similar (sh*t)
> You have to be at certain places at certain times for rollcall (more frequently in prison)
> 'Cheapest available' clothing is provided.
> Doing what you're told to do (by the guards) makes your life easier.
Also...
> F**kwits and people who touch kids tend to 'fall over' a lot.
Otherwise, most people don't want to cause sh*t, they're just there to do their time and leave.

jail is worse than prison
in every sense of the word
getting raped, jumped, stabbed... chances are 10x higher in jail

Isn't jail just when the police have you locked up and sh*t? I always thought prison was for the more serious sh*t

Did 8 months in Dane County (WI) jail with a bunch of Chicago gangsta ni**ers. Sh*t was chill as f**k. Saw 1 fight the whole time I was there. Rest of the time was boring as hell. Be chill and talk to people and you'll be fine.

I used to be in the army. One of my army mates there got locked up for a year in minimum security civilian prison on a kidnapping charge (long story).
Anyway... It's more or less like being in the army...
> Food is similar (sh*t)
> You have to be at certain places at certain times for rollcall (more frequently in prison)
> 'Cheapest available' clothing is provided.
> Doing what you're told to do (by the guards) makes your life easier.
Also...
> F**kwits and people who touch kids tend to 'fall over' a lot.
Otherwise, most people don't want to cause sh*t, they're just there to do their time and leave.

tell us the kidnapping story!


Isn't jail just when the police have you locked up and sh*t? I always thought prison was for the more serious sh*t

no jails are mini prisons where there's pretty much no separation between inmates and far less regulated. you can get thrown in with that those guys about to go to death row for selling weed, basically.


Isn't jail just when the police have you locked up and sh*t? I always thought prison was for the more serious sh*t

in australia, jail and prison are synonymous with each other


in australia, jail and prison are synonymous with each other

legalf** here, I'm pretty sure in aus the proper term is gaol, my legal professor gets pissed every time someone mentions "prison" or incarceration in their work


legalf** here, I'm pretty sure in aus the proper term is gaol, my legal professor gets pissed every time someone mentions "prison" or incarceration in their work

technically yes, but we've been so americanised it's now acceptable to spell it jail for us plebians


technically yes, but we've been so americanised it's now acceptable to spell it jail for us plebians

yup, I manually have to think about this every time I write it, I come from NZ and they spell it jail there too.
When you see the world gaol, do you think in your head Gay-Ol?


tell us the kidnapping story!

Not very interesting.
My friend (let's just call him 'Mike') had another friend... Bob. Bob was an old bloke, who had a f**ked knee and got around on a walking stick. That said, Bob was still partial to weed. Anyway, Bob gave $1200 to a kid (Steve) he knew to get him some weed. Instead of doing that, Steve spent most of the money on speed, and the rest on poker machines trying to win back what he'd spent.
Mike heard what had happened to Bob. Mike found Steve, told Steve to get in his f**king car, and took Steve for a drive while he explained the world to him. Apparently, telling someone to get in your car, then proceeding to tell them you'll beat them senseless weekly until they come up with the money... is kidnapping. Actually, it's one step down from that, 'Illegal detention' or some sh*t... but anyway... it's enough to get you locked up for a year in minimum security.


yup, I manually have to think about this every time I write it, I come from NZ and they spell it jail there too.
When you see the world gaol, do you think in your head Gay-Ol?

I think it's a misspelling of 'goal' at first, then i realise it's gaol(jail)

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