Sunday, September 5, 2010

Wrong hole, now denied

three weeks ago I was having sex with my girlfriend, and the most horrific 'accident' happened, that left me sexless, for about, well, three weeks.
I love the missionary position, and I tend to hold her in a way where she can't move, or push me of, and my hands are holding her wrists so, basically I can f**k mercilessly, I like it that way. However, during the final seconds that I was about to come, it umm...
...
...
...
Slipped.
Yes gentlemen, I slipped. It went in the wrong hole, and it was that fraction of a second where I came. She tried pushing me off but she couldn't because of the way I held her. She started screaming in pain, and I have never heard her scream as loud as that day. For about to seconds in there when I was coming, I realized I was in the wrong hole, and logic came back rushing into my brain that she's hurting, I pulled out and she was just crying.
I've been sexless for three weeks now. I think I suffered more than her now, don't you think?
*Pic Related [not us though]




If she would have just let you do anal in the first place, she would have been used to it and it wouldn't have hurt her.
It'sherownfault

No. It doesn't just "go in the wrong hole." Sex doesn't work that way.
I think you're lying.

You rape her, awesome
BRO FIST

No. It doesn't just "go in the wrong hole." Sex doesn't work that way.
I think you're lying.

I'm not lying.
Her ass was in the air because I lifted her whole body. Trust me.
It slipped and I tend to use ALOT of force.

No. It doesn't just "go in the wrong hole." Sex doesn't work that way.
I think you're lying.

Yes it does. I've accidentally put it in the wrong hole before.

If she would have just let you do anal in the first place, she would have been used to it and it wouldn't have hurt her.
It'sherownfault

I think so too! It sucks man. I need some pu**y.


Yes it does. I've accidentally put it in the wrong hole before.

How long until she let you have sex again?

anons, three weeks ago I was having sex with my girlfriend, and the most horrific 'accident' happened, that left me sexless, for about, well, three weeks.
I love the missionary position, and I tend to hold her in a way where she can't move, or push me of, and my hands are holding her wrists so, basically I can f**k mercilessly, I like it that way. However, during the final seconds that I was about to come, it umm...
...
...
...
Slipped.
Yes gentlemen, I slipped. It went in the wrong hole, and it was that fraction of a second where I came. She tried pushing me off but she couldn't because of the way I held her. She started screaming in pain, and I have never heard her scream as loud as that day. For about to seconds in there when I was coming, I realized I was in the wrong hole, and logic came back rushing into my brain that she's hurting, I pulled out and she was just crying.
I've been sexless for three weeks now. I think I suffered more than her now, don't you think?
*Pic Related [not us though]

>I think I suffered more than her now, don't you think?
No. You more or less raped her ass.


How long until she let you have sex again?

We just laughed it off.


>I think I suffered more than her now, don't you think?
No. You more or less raped her ass.

CMON MAN.
Three weeks! I mean seriously! THREE MOTHERF**KING WEEKS.
This is BULLSH*T. I will not fap to porn!!
This is f**king depriving!


CMON MAN.
Three weeks! I mean seriously! THREE MOTHERF**KING WEEKS.
This is BULLSH*T. I will not fap to porn!!
This is f**king depriving!

I acknowledge the three weeks without sex...But you pretty much just raped your girlfriend in the ass, you really think you've suffered more? Holy sh*t, dude. I haven't had sex at all, f**k your problems.

This happened with me and my girlfriend. I apologized, she was a little shaken but we laughed it off and then blew me and swallowed.
Why is your girlfriend using sex as punishment? Is she a big dumb bitch?


We just laughed it off.

Laughed it off?!
She was crying for like half an hour screaming like if she was going through labor. She didn't even let me hug or hold her or anything. For the next few days she kept nagging, NON stop about some constipation and some laxative tablet shoved up her anus?


Laughed it off?!
She was crying for like half an hour screaming like if she was going through labor. She didn't even let me hug or hold her or anything. For the next few days she kept nagging, NON stop about some constipation and some laxative tablet shoved up her anus?

Okay, well it sounds like she is using this as an excuse to be a bitch.
I mean it hurts but not THAT much.


CMON MAN.
Three weeks! I mean seriously! THREE MOTHERF**KING WEEKS.
This is BULLSH*T. I will not fap to porn!!
This is f**king depriving!

OP if you haven't been laid in 3 weeks, she is f**king someone else. Demand your poontange now or you are done. Don't let her make you the bitch you are turning out to be right now. If anything you forcing it on her she will end up liking it, and then afterwords tell you she wished you did it sooner.


Laughed it off?!
She was crying for like half an hour screaming like if she was going through labor. She didn't even let me hug or hold her or anything. For the next few days she kept nagging, NON stop about some constipation and some laxative tablet shoved up her anus?

Yeah we just laughed it off. She isn't an uptight bitch and we regularly have anal anyway.
Your girlfriend sounds like a blast.

This is actually pretty f**king funny.
Anal sex makes some girls feel very degraded, this is why you take things gently, lots of lube and sh*t.
You're really not the suffering party in this bro.
Have you talked since?

I smell a troll...
TrollFinderBlocks


Laughed it off?!
She was crying for like half an hour screaming like if she was going through labor. She didn't even let me hug or hold her or anything. For the next few days she kept nagging, NON stop about some constipation and some laxative tablet shoved up her anus?

It's not that bad. Trust me. She is lying and manipulating you, or she is a hypochondriac with some sort of histrionic mental illness.

How were you holding her?

YOU ALREADY RAPED HER ONCE? RAPE HER AGAIN!

anons, three weeks ago I was having sex with my girlfriend, and the most horrific 'accident' happened, that left me sexless, for about, well, three weeks.
I love the missionary position, and I tend to hold her in a way where she can't move, or push me of, and my hands are holding her wrists so, basically I can f**k mercilessly, I like it that way. However, during the final seconds that I was about to come, it umm...
...
...
...
Slipped.
Yes gentlemen, I slipped. It went in the wrong hole, and it was that fraction of a second where I came. She tried pushing me off but she couldn't because of the way I held her. She started screaming in pain, and I have never heard her scream as loud as that day. For about to seconds in there when I was coming, I realized I was in the wrong hole, and logic came back rushing into my brain that she's hurting, I pulled out and she was just crying.
I've been sexless for three weeks now. I think I suffered more than her now, don't you think?
*Pic Related [not us though]

no such thing as wrong hole bro

She is a bitch for getting that worked up over an accident.


I acknowledge the three weeks without sex...But you pretty much just raped your girlfriend in the ass, you really think you've suffered more? Holy sh*t, dude. I haven't had sex at all, f**k your problems.

Yeah but I mean, she doesn't have to do it for this long does she? Well you haven't had sex at all. But idk maybe your kind of used to it. It isn't norm for me to wait this long until I get some.
Sigh...
This sucks man...
This happened with me and my girlfriend. I apologized, she was a little shaken but we laughed it off and then blew me and swallowed.
Why is your girlfriend using sex as punishment? Is she a big dumb bitch?

She uses sex as punishment all the time. Usually for maybe one or two days. But not three weeks.
And this is from everything, for more serious things like when I forgot it was our anniversary, she withheld oral sex for about one month. But I still got the rest you know? This is from everything. It's killing me inside.


Yeah but I mean, she doesn't have to do it for this long does she? Well you haven't had sex at all. But idk maybe your kind of used to it. It isn't norm for me to wait this long until I get some.
Sigh...
This sucks man...

She uses sex as punishment all the time. Usually for maybe one or two days. But not three weeks.
And this is from everything, for more serious things like when I forgot it was our anniversary, she withheld oral sex for about one month. But I still got the rest you know? This is from everything. It's killing me inside.

>It's killing me inside.
I think you had best speak with her. Like, now.


Yeah but I mean, she doesn't have to do it for this long does she? Well you haven't had sex at all. But idk maybe your kind of used to it. It isn't norm for me to wait this long until I get some.
Sigh...
This sucks man...

She uses sex as punishment all the time. Usually for maybe one or two days. But not three weeks.
And this is from everything, for more serious things like when I forgot it was our anniversary, she withheld oral sex for about one month. But I still got the rest you know? This is from everything. It's killing me inside.

You are certainly the bitch for putting up with her bullsh*t. You need to essentially force her, even if she doesn't like it, she either eventually will or you break up with her after she tells you to get the f**k out. Either way you win bro, don't be the bitch you make the rest of us look bad for these wh**res.


Yeah but I mean, she doesn't have to do it for this long does she? Well you haven't had sex at all. But idk maybe your kind of used to it. It isn't norm for me to wait this long until I get some.
Sigh...
This sucks man...

She uses sex as punishment all the time. Usually for maybe one or two days. But not three weeks.
And this is from everything, for more serious things like when I forgot it was our anniversary, she withheld oral sex for about one month. But I still got the rest you know? This is from everything. It's killing me inside.

>But idk maybe your kind of used to it. It isn't norm for me to wait this long until I get some.
Probably, once I actually got a girlfriend and then broke up with her, the loneliness got worse, so I think might understand. I'll admit she may be taking it a bit far but you do need to realize how bad that could've been for her.
It sounds like you two probably shouldn't be together.

It's not like you did it on purpose. I don't see where people are getting this idea of rape from, thats just bullsh*t.
When you combine fluids, a slippery crevice and rapid motion, sh*t can slip. I can understand if she might have been a little wierded out but I'd say a week tops. Anything more is just being a bitch.


Yeah but I mean, she doesn't have to do it for this long does she? Well you haven't had sex at all. But idk maybe your kind of used to it. It isn't norm for me to wait this long until I get some.
Sigh...
This sucks man...

She uses sex as punishment all the time. Usually for maybe one or two days. But not three weeks.
And this is from everything, for more serious things like when I forgot it was our anniversary, she withheld oral sex for about one month. But I still got the rest you know? This is from everything. It's killing me inside.

Your girlfriend is a bitch and you're being a whipped fa**ot for dealing with her sh*t. Anyone who uses sex as a bargaining chip or punishment is dirt. Your girlfriend is dirt.
Confront her and talk to her. There's NO way she can still be in pain after a month. If she admits this is simply punishment, be frank and tell her that her actions are damaging your relationship and your mental/sexual health. If she still refuses, dump her.

This is actually pretty f**king funny.
Anal sex makes some girls feel very degraded, this is why you take things gently, lots of lube and sh*t.
You're really not the suffering party in this bro.
Have you talked since?

Yes, she nags everyday.
I smell a troll...
TrollFinderBlocks

What can I say? What do I do?
Get the f**k off my anonymous.
Not a troll.
How were you holding her?

She was laying on the floor and there was three pillows under her. Legs were open past my shoulders, and the pressure of my weight held her in place. My hands were on top or her wrists holding her down. If she moves up, it goes in the wrong area so I know for a fact she wont. She can push down because of the pillows.
This also allows me to get in deep.

no such thing as wrong hole bro

Lawd
She is a bitch for getting that worked up over an accident.

OP, your girl is a crazy manipulative psychobitch.
If she uses sex as a punishment for little sh*t like that, a) she isn't worth your time and b) she probably wants you to be exactly where it looks like you are - in thrall to the mighty pu**y and willing to do whatever she wants to stay on your good side.
I know, bro, it's hard thinking that if you ditch her you'll get no sex at all, but there are saner girls out there who don't use sex as a weapon and you can go out and get one.
Dump the motherf**ker already.


Yeah but I mean, she doesn't have to do it for this long does she? Well you haven't had sex at all. But idk maybe your kind of used to it. It isn't norm for me to wait this long until I get some.
Sigh...
This sucks man...

She uses sex as punishment all the time. Usually for maybe one or two days. But not three weeks.
And this is from everything, for more serious things like when I forgot it was our anniversary, she withheld oral sex for about one month. But I still got the rest you know? This is from everything. It's killing me inside.

What the f**k? Don't allow her to do that. Be a complete f**king inconsiderate a**hole to her or drop her ass, that's what I'd do to my girlfriend if she ever actually considered withholding sex with me as punishment. But then again my girlfriend is usually the one who always wants to have sex, so your situation might be different.
Show that wh**re whos boss, nigga

Occasionally I get really tight and push dicks out of me, wish that was a joke but it happens frequently. Anyways this has almost happened to me quite a few times and I would probably just laugh it off even if it hurt. Which of course it would f**king hurt if it even happened at all.


Yes, she nags everyday.

What can I say? What do I do?
Get the f**k off my anonymous.
Not a troll.

She was laying on the floor and there was three pillows under her. Legs were open past my shoulders, and the pressure of my weight held her in place. My hands were on top or her wrists holding her down. If she moves up, it goes in the wrong area so I know for a fact she wont. She can push down because of the pillows.
This also allows me to get in deep.

Lawd

I'll try that position next time. Will post results.

Occasionally I get really tight and push dicks out of me, wish that was a joke but it happens frequently. Anyways this has almost happened to me quite a few times and I would probably just laugh it off even if it hurt. Which of course it would f**king hurt if it even happened at all.

Bet you can't push me out of you.


Yes, she nags everyday.

What can I say? What do I do?
Get the f**k off my anonymous.
Not a troll.

She was laying on the floor and there was three pillows under her. Legs were open past my shoulders, and the pressure of my weight held her in place. My hands were on top or her wrists holding her down. If she moves up, it goes in the wrong area so I know for a fact she wont. She can push down because of the pillows.
This also allows me to get in deep.

Lawd

why don't you just rape her again OP. you know, just like you did last time you piece of f**king sh*t.


Bet you can't push me out of you.

Why, do you have a super small penis?


Why, do you have a super small penis?

Only one way to find out. Either that or you have a really loose vag.


>It's killing me inside.
I think you had best speak with her. Like, now.

>I think you had best speak with her. Like, now.
She working, she's a chef at a local restaurant. So I can't.

>But idk maybe your kind of used to it. It isn't norm for me to wait this long until I get some.
Probably, once I actually got a girlfriend and then broke up with her, the loneliness got worse, so I think might understand. I'll admit she may be taking it a bit far but you do need to realize how bad that could've been for her.
It sounds like you two probably shouldn't be together.

>It sounds like you two probably shouldn't be together.
We've been dating three years. I don't think it would be appropriate.
It's not like you did it on purpose. I don't see where people are getting this idea of rape from, thats just bullsh*t.
When you combine fluids, a slippery crevice and rapid motion, sh*t can slip. I can understand if she might have been a little wierded out but I'd say a week tops. Anything more is just being a bitch.

>When you combine fluids, a slippery crevice and rapid motion, sh*t can slip
I know, this sucks.

Your girlfriend is a bitch and you're being a whipped fa**ot for dealing with her sh*t. Anyone who uses sex as a bargaining chip or punishment is dirt. Your girlfriend is dirt.
Confront her and talk to her. There's NO way she can still be in pain after a month. If she admits this is simply punishment, be frank and tell her that her actions are damaging your relationship and your mental/sexual health. If she still refuses, dump her.

>There's NO way she can still be in pain after a month. If she admits this is simply punishment, be frank and tell her that her actions are damaging your relationship and your mental/sexual health. If she still refuses, dump her.
Huh, wait! How long until the pain should go away?! Because if she's lying, oh for the love of m00ts bewbs. This will not end well for her.
OP, your girl is a crazy manipulative psychobitch.
If she uses sex as a punishment for little sh*t like that, a) she isn't worth your time and b) she probably wants you to be exactly where it looks like you are - in thrall to the mighty pu**y and willing to do whatever she wants to stay on your good side.
I know, bro, it's hard thinking that if you ditch her you'll get no sex at all, but there are saner girls out there who don't use sex as a weapon and you can go out and get one.
Dump the motherf**ker already.

I prefer my sex to be free.


>I think you had best speak with her. Like, now.
She working, she's a chef at a local restaurant. So I can't.

>It sounds like you two probably shouldn't be together.
We've been dating three years. I don't think it would be appropriate.

>When you combine fluids, a slippery crevice and rapid motion, sh*t can slip
I know, this sucks.

>There's NO way she can still be in pain after a month. If she admits this is simply punishment, be frank and tell her that her actions are damaging your relationship and your mental/sexual health. If she still refuses, dump her.
Huh, wait! How long until the pain should go away?! Because if she's lying, oh for the love of m00ts bewbs. This will not end well for her.

I prefer my sex to be free.

Week tops

I don't know if any of those posts were from girls, so let me tell ya a female's opinion:
It hurts a lot, yeah, but if you feel remorse, already apologized, talked to her, etc, and she stills bitchs about that... well I'm sorry but your gf is just a manipulative bitch, and probably one of those persons who needs attention everytime, so they pose as victims. Besides, she's smart, she knows you're someone obsessed for sex, and she uses this everytime against you so you give her lots of unessesary attention, care, blah.
Honestly, I don't know how you guys can stand women like that. She must be gorgeous in bed, because I couldn't bare a bitch like that for too long, even just in a friendship.
Well, talk seriously with her and show that you have your needs to. She just need to be a little bit less selfish. Thats how relationships should be.


Only one way to find out. Either that or you have a really loose vag.

No, quite the opposite as already stated. And there are several ways to find out, one would be for you to show me a picture with timestamp.
Anyways OP I don't want to derail your thread, even if it slips in there on accident it's not like you came because of that. You need to sit down and talk about it like grownups and tell her withholding sex is a not a healthy solution to these types of problems. If you really want to stay with her then this is just one of those problems you will have to deal with.


What the f**k? Don't allow her to do that. Be a complete f**king inconsiderate a**hole to her or drop her ass, that's what I'd do to my girlfriend if she ever actually considered withholding sex with me as punishment. But then again my girlfriend is usually the one who always wants to have sex, so your situation might be different.
Show that wh**re whos boss, nigga

>my girlfriend is usually the one who always wants to have sex
Lucky motherf**ker.
Occasionally I get really tight and push dicks out of me, wish that was a joke but it happens frequently. Anyways this has almost happened to me quite a few times and I would probably just laugh it off even if it hurt. Which of course it would f**king hurt if it even happened at all.

>I get really tight and push dicks out of me, wish that was a joke but it happens frequently
Assuming your a female, how long did it take for the pain to go away?

I'll try that position next time. Will post results.

>I'll try that position next time. Will post results.
Enjoy.

why don't you just rape her again OP. you know, just like you did last time you piece of f**king sh*t.

>why don't you just rape her again OP. you know, just like you did last time you piece of f**king sh*t.
Get the f**k off my anonymous.
I hate cancer like you.


>I think you had best speak with her. Like, now.
She working, she's a chef at a local restaurant. So I can't.

>It sounds like you two probably shouldn't be together.
We've been dating three years. I don't think it would be appropriate.

>When you combine fluids, a slippery crevice and rapid motion, sh*t can slip
I know, this sucks.

>There's NO way she can still be in pain after a month. If she admits this is simply punishment, be frank and tell her that her actions are damaging your relationship and your mental/sexual health. If she still refuses, dump her.
Huh, wait! How long until the pain should go away?! Because if she's lying, oh for the love of m00ts bewbs. This will not end well for her.

I prefer my sex to be free.

>We've been dating three years. I don't think it would be appropriate.
If there are problems this huge in the relationship, breaking up is always appropriate. Seriously, it's f**king low to use sex as a weapon. And how does it feel knowing that she doesn't actually enjoy f**king you, it's just some gift that she may or may not judge you worthy of receiving?
>Huh, wait! How long until the pain should go away?! Because if she's lying, oh for the love of m00ts bewbs. This will not end well for her.
If she's still in pain, she has a serious medical condition which she should've gone to the hospital for. But she didn't, because it doesn't still hurt. It's just an easy way to manipulate you, especially because you're blindly believing everything she says.


No, quite the opposite as already stated. And there are several ways to find out, one would be for you to show me a picture with timestamp.
Anyways OP I don't want to derail your thread, even if it slips in there on accident it's not like you came because of that. You need to sit down and talk about it like grownups and tell her withholding sex is a not a healthy solution to these types of problems. If you really want to stay with her then this is just one of those problems you will have to deal with.

I want to see your penis first.


Laughed it off?!
She was crying for like half an hour screaming like if she was going through labor. She didn't even let me hug or hold her or anything. For the next few days she kept nagging, NON stop about some constipation and some laxative tablet shoved up her anus?

As a fa**ot, I can tell you that she's overreacting. Anal does not hurt anywhere close to enough to induce tears, even if it's rough. As for the pain lasting till the next day? Bullsh*t, unless your dick is covered in thorns or something.
Also, there are obviously some deeper problems with your relationship:
1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.


>I think you had best speak with her. Like, now.
She working, she's a chef at a local restaurant. So I can't.

>It sounds like you two probably shouldn't be together.
We've been dating three years. I don't think it would be appropriate.

>When you combine fluids, a slippery crevice and rapid motion, sh*t can slip
I know, this sucks.

>There's NO way she can still be in pain after a month. If she admits this is simply punishment, be frank and tell her that her actions are damaging your relationship and your mental/sexual health. If she still refuses, dump her.
Huh, wait! How long until the pain should go away?! Because if she's lying, oh for the love of m00ts bewbs. This will not end well for her.

I prefer my sex to be free.

>>she's a chef at a local restaurant
weee--oooo----weee---oooo----weee---oooo
fatty alert!

Bro.
Show her whose the H.N.I.C. (Head Ni**er in Charge). She's making this up just to get her sick kicks out of you.
Sure, it might've hurt at first. And she HAD a right to be peeved (You did shove something hard up her ass after all, and hold her down while she tried to stop you). But three weeks? Tell that c**t to go to the hospital, or give you sex. If she does neither, break up with her. She's a manipulative skank.


>I think you had best speak with her. Like, now.
She working, she's a chef at a local restaurant. So I can't.

>It sounds like you two probably shouldn't be together.
We've been dating three years. I don't think it would be appropriate.

>When you combine fluids, a slippery crevice and rapid motion, sh*t can slip
I know, this sucks.

>There's NO way she can still be in pain after a month. If she admits this is simply punishment, be frank and tell her that her actions are damaging your relationship and your mental/sexual health. If she still refuses, dump her.
Huh, wait! How long until the pain should go away?! Because if she's lying, oh for the love of m00ts bewbs. This will not end well for her.

I prefer my sex to be free.


I didn't suggest prostitution, I suggested a girlfriend who isn't using sex against you.
Also, the MOST it could hurt is like 3 days unless you're Ron Jeremy. I know this from experience.


As a fa**ot, I can tell you that she's overreacting. Anal does not hurt anywhere close to enough to induce tears, even if it's rough. As for the pain lasting till the next day? Bullsh*t, unless your dick is covered in thorns or something.
Also, there are obviously some deeper problems with your relationship:
1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.

Sex is a currency when she is a wh**re.
>implying all women aren't wh**res
sorry "Sex is a curreny when they are all wh**res.

If your girlfriend's ass still hurts a MONTH after anal (even if it was rough), she is either lying or has a serious medical issue and should see the doctor as soon as reasonably possible. I am not exaggerating.


As a fa**ot, I can tell you that she's overreacting. Anal does not hurt anywhere close to enough to induce tears, even if it's rough. As for the pain lasting till the next day? Bullsh*t, unless your dick is covered in thorns or something.
Also, there are obviously some deeper problems with your relationship:
1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.

I have cried from anal before. Difference was I was trying not to, but I just couldn't help it and so I shoved my face in a pillow and just dealt with it until it was over.


I have cried from anal before. Difference was I was trying not to, but I just couldn't help it and so I shoved my face in a pillow and just dealt with it until it was over.

Uh Uh Uh yeah take it you bitch.
You like that, you like that


As a fa**ot, I can tell you that she's overreacting. Anal does not hurt anywhere close to enough to induce tears, even if it's rough. As for the pain lasting till the next day? Bullsh*t, unless your dick is covered in thorns or something.
Also, there are obviously some deeper problems with your relationship:
1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.

>Also, there are obviously some deeper problems with your relationship:
1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.
This. Christ Almighty, this.

I don't know if any of those posts were from girls, so let me tell ya a female's opinion:
It hurts a lot, yeah, but if you feel remorse, already apologized, talked to her, etc, and she stills bitchs about that... well I'm sorry but your gf is just a manipulative bitch, and probably one of those persons who needs attention everytime, so they pose as victims. Besides, she's smart, she knows you're someone obsessed for sex, and she uses this everytime against you so you give her lots of unessesary attention, care, blah.
Honestly, I don't know how you guys can stand women like that. She must be gorgeous in bed, because I couldn't bare a bitch like that for too long, even just in a friendship.
Well, talk seriously with her and show that you have your needs to. She just need to be a little bit less selfish. Thats how relationships should be.

>a female's opinion: It hurts a lot, yeah, but if you feel remorse, already apologized, talked to her, etc, and she stills bitchs about that... well I'm sorry but your gf is just a manipulative bitch, and probably one of those persons who needs attention everytime, so they pose as victims. Besides, she's smart, she knows you're someone obsessed for sex, and she uses this everytime against you so you give her lots of unessesary attention, care, blah. Honestly, I don't know how you guys can stand women like that. She must be gorgeous in bed, because I couldn't bare a bitch like that for too long, even just in a friendship. Well, talk seriously with her and show that you have your needs to. She just need to be a little bit less selfish. Thats how relationships should be.
A reply that's actually very informative from web. This is as big as diving by zero.
With that said, how long until the pain went away? I can stand it because we've been dating three years. And she is divine in bed. It's like if her vagina and mouth was touched by God. F**k it's great.
Thanks for the post.

No, quite the opposite as already stated. And there are several ways to find out, one would be for you to show me a picture with timestamp.
Anyways OP I don't want to derail your thread, even if it slips in there on accident it's not like you came because of that. You need to sit down and talk about it like grownups and tell her withholding sex is a not a healthy solution to these types of problems. If you really want to stay with her then this is just one of those problems you will have to deal with.

>Anyways OP I don't want to derail your thread, even if it slips in there on accident it's not like you came because of that. You need to sit down and talk about it like grownups and tell her withholding sex is a not a healthy solution to these types of problems. If you really want to stay with her then this is just one of those problems you will have to deal with.
Thanks, I will talk to her. Hopefully I get laid tonight.

If your girlfriend's ass still hurts a MONTH after anal (even if it was rough), she is either lying or has a serious medical issue and should see the doctor as soon as reasonably possible. I am not exaggerating.

This.
Also re prostitution, dude you're already paying for sex, just not with the traditional currency.
Also girls enjoying sex is normal, not a case of "lucky motherf**ker".

Another gayf** adding my two cents here:
My boyfriend has a monster dick, and we've gotten carried away on more than one occasion that left me sore and even a bit bloody. I *still* have never gone for more than maybe 24 hours tops with a sore ass before full recovery. If your girlfriend is still in pain after more than maybe three days, something is seriously medically wrong.


>a female's opinion: It hurts a lot, yeah, but if you feel remorse, already apologized, talked to her, etc, and she stills bitchs about that... well I'm sorry but your gf is just a manipulative bitch, and probably one of those persons who needs attention everytime, so they pose as victims. Besides, she's smart, she knows you're someone obsessed for sex, and she uses this everytime against you so you give her lots of unessesary attention, care, blah. Honestly, I don't know how you guys can stand women like that. She must be gorgeous in bed, because I couldn't bare a bitch like that for too long, even just in a friendship. Well, talk seriously with her and show that you have your needs to. She just need to be a little bit less selfish. Thats how relationships should be.
A reply that's actually very informative from web. This is as big as diving by zero.
With that said, how long until the pain went away? I can stand it because we've been dating three years. And she is divine in bed. It's like if her vagina and mouth was touched by God. F**k it's great.
Thanks for the post.

>Anyways OP I don't want to derail your thread, even if it slips in there on accident it's not like you came because of that. You need to sit down and talk about it like grownups and tell her withholding sex is a not a healthy solution to these types of problems. If you really want to stay with her then this is just one of those problems you will have to deal with.
Thanks, I will talk to her. Hopefully I get laid tonight.

>Thanks, I will talk to her. Hopefully I get laid tonight.
Dude, your relationship obviously has serious issues and all you are worried about is getting laid? Are you f**king 15 years old or what? You two really sound like you deserve each other, honestly.
Well, see you in a few months when you're back crying about how all women are wh**res, etc.


>a female's opinion: It hurts a lot, yeah, but if you feel remorse, already apologized, talked to her, etc, and she stills bitchs about that... well I'm sorry but your gf is just a manipulative bitch, and probably one of those persons who needs attention everytime, so they pose as victims. Besides, she's smart, she knows you're someone obsessed for sex, and she uses this everytime against you so you give her lots of unessesary attention, care, blah. Honestly, I don't know how you guys can stand women like that. She must be gorgeous in bed, because I couldn't bare a bitch like that for too long, even just in a friendship. Well, talk seriously with her and show that you have your needs to. She just need to be a little bit less selfish. Thats how relationships should be.
A reply that's actually very informative from web. This is as big as diving by zero.
With that said, how long until the pain went away? I can stand it because we've been dating three years. And she is divine in bed. It's like if her vagina and mouth was touched by God. F**k it's great.
Thanks for the post.

>Anyways OP I don't want to derail your thread, even if it slips in there on accident it's not like you came because of that. You need to sit down and talk about it like grownups and tell her withholding sex is a not a healthy solution to these types of problems. If you really want to stay with her then this is just one of those problems you will have to deal with.
Thanks, I will talk to her. Hopefully I get laid tonight.

Thanks! Well, by slipping, I believe you just put there once, before she jumps and cries. Even without lube, man, think about those persons who really do anal. You just put it once! If you're not a log, it shouldn't hurt more than a day.

If your girlfriend's ass still hurts a MONTH after anal (even if it was rough), she is either lying or has a serious medical issue and should see the doctor as soon as reasonably possible. I am not exaggerating.

Nah. If she was really in pain, she wouldn't lose her time being a bitch.

I don't know if any of those posts were from girls, so let me tell ya a female's opinion:
It hurts a lot, yeah, but if you feel remorse, already apologized, talked to her, etc, and she stills bitchs about that... well I'm sorry but your gf is just a manipulative bitch, and probably one of those persons who needs attention everytime, so they pose as victims. Besides, she's smart, she knows you're someone obsessed for sex, and she uses this everytime against you so you give her lots of unessesary attention, care, blah.
Honestly, I don't know how you guys can stand women like that. She must be gorgeous in bed, because I couldn't bare a bitch like that for too long, even just in a friendship.
Well, talk seriously with her and show that you have your needs to. She just need to be a little bit less selfish. Thats how relationships should be.

>I don't know if any of those posts were from girls
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
90% of posts of anonymous are made by women, surely even you can see this?


>We've been dating three years. I don't think it would be appropriate.
If there are problems this huge in the relationship, breaking up is always appropriate. Seriously, it's f**king low to use sex as a weapon. And how does it feel knowing that she doesn't actually enjoy f**king you, it's just some gift that she may or may not judge you worthy of receiving?
>Huh, wait! How long until the pain should go away?! Because if she's lying, oh for the love of m00ts bewbs. This will not end well for her.
If she's still in pain, she has a serious medical condition which she should've gone to the hospital for. But she didn't, because it doesn't still hurt. It's just an easy way to manipulate you, especially because you're blindly believing everything she says.

>If there are problems this huge in the relationship, breaking up is always appropriate. Seriously, it's f**king low to use sex as a weapon. And how does it feel knowing that she doesn't actually enjoy f**king you, it's just some gift that she may or may not judge you worthy of receiving?
Very true. I will talk to her about somethings I learned from this thread. It's really f**king depriving. She comes home in about one hour. We'll see what happens.
>If she's still in pain, she has a serious medical condition which she should've gone to the hospital for
Hopefully she's not in any serious health problems. I will talk to her about that too.

>>she's a chef at a local restaurant
weee--oooo----weee---oooo----weee---oooo
fatty alert!

>fatty alert!
Lol. She's not fat, but yes, she can cook.
In another topic, she doesn't like me to go in the kitchen sometimes, or her bathroom for that matter...
But no, she's not a fatty. Although she eats like one.
Bro.
Show her whose the H.N.I.C. (Head Ni**er in Charge). She's making this up just to get her sick kicks out of you.
Sure, it might've hurt at first. And she HAD a right to be peeved (You did shove something hard up her ass after all, and hold her down while she tried to stop you). But three weeks? Tell that c**t to go to the hospital, or give you sex. If she does neither, break up with her. She's a manipulative skank.

>she HAD a right to be peeved (You did shove something hard up her ass after all, and hold her down while she tried to stop you). But three weeks? Tell that c**t to go to the hospital, or give you sex
Will do.
If your girlfriend's ass still hurts a MONTH after anal (even if it was rough), she is either lying or has a serious medical issue and should see the doctor as soon as reasonably possible. I am not exaggerating.

Yeah I got that already.

I have cried from anal before. Difference was I was trying not to, but I just couldn't help it and so I shoved my face in a pillow and just dealt with it until it was over.

>I have cried from anal before. Difference was I was trying not to, but I just couldn't help it and so I shoved my face in a pillow and just dealt with it until it was over.
You aroused me. Lol.
How long until the pain went away?

>Also, there are obviously some deeper problems with your relationship:
1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.
This. Christ Almighty, this.

>1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
>2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.
It's wrong using sex as a form of relationship currency basically. Got that, and I will discuss it with her in about an hour when she get's here.


>I don't know if any of those posts were from girls
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
90% of posts of anonymous are made by women, surely even you can see this?

More like 90% of posts are made by men pretending to be women.


More like 90% of posts are made by men pretending to be women.

Well, I usually post without telling I'm a girl, unless if the information is worth something to the post. Can't understand those girls that begins posting "female here.", it's ridiculous.


Well, I usually post without telling I'm a girl, unless if the information is worth something to the post. Can't understand those girls that begins posting "female here.", it's ridiculous.

yeah I don't get this either...


>If there are problems this huge in the relationship, breaking up is always appropriate. Seriously, it's f**king low to use sex as a weapon. And how does it feel knowing that she doesn't actually enjoy f**king you, it's just some gift that she may or may not judge you worthy of receiving?
Very true. I will talk to her about somethings I learned from this thread. It's really f**king depriving. She comes home in about one hour. We'll see what happens.
>If she's still in pain, she has a serious medical condition which she should've gone to the hospital for
Hopefully she's not in any serious health problems. I will talk to her about that too.

>fatty alert!
Lol. She's not fat, but yes, she can cook.
In another topic, she doesn't like me to go in the kitchen sometimes, or her bathroom for that matter...
But no, she's not a fatty. Although she eats like one.

>she HAD a right to be peeved (You did shove something hard up her ass after all, and hold her down while she tried to stop you). But three weeks? Tell that c**t to go to the hospital, or give you sex
Will do.

Yeah I got that already.

>I have cried from anal before. Difference was I was trying not to, but I just couldn't help it and so I shoved my face in a pillow and just dealt with it until it was over.
You aroused me. Lol.
How long until the pain went away?

>1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
>2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.
It's wrong using sex as a form of relationship currency basically. Got that, and I will discuss it with her in about an hour when she get's here.

Less than a day. My boyfriend felt really bad but in a strange way it still turns me on to this day. But I got over it quickly, I think he was more upset he hurt me than I was.


>If there are problems this huge in the relationship, breaking up is always appropriate. Seriously, it's f**king low to use sex as a weapon. And how does it feel knowing that she doesn't actually enjoy f**king you, it's just some gift that she may or may not judge you worthy of receiving?
Very true. I will talk to her about somethings I learned from this thread. It's really f**king depriving. She comes home in about one hour. We'll see what happens.
>If she's still in pain, she has a serious medical condition which she should've gone to the hospital for
Hopefully she's not in any serious health problems. I will talk to her about that too.

>fatty alert!
Lol. She's not fat, but yes, she can cook.
In another topic, she doesn't like me to go in the kitchen sometimes, or her bathroom for that matter...
But no, she's not a fatty. Although she eats like one.

>she HAD a right to be peeved (You did shove something hard up her ass after all, and hold her down while she tried to stop you). But three weeks? Tell that c**t to go to the hospital, or give you sex
Will do.

Yeah I got that already.

>I have cried from anal before. Difference was I was trying not to, but I just couldn't help it and so I shoved my face in a pillow and just dealt with it until it was over.
You aroused me. Lol.
How long until the pain went away?

>1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
>2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.
It's wrong using sex as a form of relationship currency basically. Got that, and I will discuss it with her in about an hour when she get's here.

Post results.
Monitoring this thread.


Less than a day. My boyfriend felt really bad but in a strange way it still turns me on to this day. But I got over it quickly, I think he was more upset he hurt me than I was.

>Less than a day. My boyfriend felt really bad but in a strange way it still turns me on to this day. But I got over it quickly, I think he was more upset he hurt me than I was.
Less than a day?
Damn.
I think I definitely been played.

OP, it's possible you tore her sphincter since she wasn't ready. Take her to the doctor. If he says she's fine your gf is just a bitch.

apologize...my boyfried did that once. It hurts lie f**k, like try shoving a pole up your ass or stretch your foreskin amap it hurts lie nothing f**king else


>Less than a day. My boyfriend felt really bad but in a strange way it still turns me on to this day. But I got over it quickly, I think he was more upset he hurt me than I was.
Less than a day?
Damn.
I think I definitely been played.

Yeah that's a foregone conclusion at this point.


Post results.
Monitoring this thread.

>Post results.
>Monitoring this thread.
Well it's 4:05 PM here. She SHOULD be here like around 4:30. She get off at work like in a few minutes depending on the amount of order she has left to complete so. Will post results.


Yeah that's a foregone conclusion at this point.

>Yeah that's a foregone conclusion at this point.
Mhmm.


>Yeah that's a foregone conclusion at this point.
Mhmm.

So OP you getting laid or what?


So OP you getting laid or what?

I'm reasonably sure that by now he's beaten her to death and he's frantically trying to figure out how to get bloodstains out of his carpet.


>If there are problems this huge in the relationship, breaking up is always appropriate. Seriously, it's f**king low to use sex as a weapon. And how does it feel knowing that she doesn't actually enjoy f**king you, it's just some gift that she may or may not judge you worthy of receiving?
Very true. I will talk to her about somethings I learned from this thread. It's really f**king depriving. She comes home in about one hour. We'll see what happens.
>If she's still in pain, she has a serious medical condition which she should've gone to the hospital for
Hopefully she's not in any serious health problems. I will talk to her about that too.

>fatty alert!
Lol. She's not fat, but yes, she can cook.
In another topic, she doesn't like me to go in the kitchen sometimes, or her bathroom for that matter...
But no, she's not a fatty. Although she eats like one.

>she HAD a right to be peeved (You did shove something hard up her ass after all, and hold her down while she tried to stop you). But three weeks? Tell that c**t to go to the hospital, or give you sex
Will do.

Yeah I got that already.

>I have cried from anal before. Difference was I was trying not to, but I just couldn't help it and so I shoved my face in a pillow and just dealt with it until it was over.
You aroused me. Lol.
How long until the pain went away?

>1) She doesn't accept your apology for a clear accident and instead holds it against you
>2) She withholds sex to "punish" you. Sex should not be treated as some sort of relationship currency. And this goes for you, too, since you seem to think she "owes" it to you on a regular basis.
It's wrong using sex as a form of relationship currency basically. Got that, and I will discuss it with her in about an hour when she get's here.

Is she meth-y? Because everyone I know who is a cook is either a speed freak or a fat stoner


I'm reasonably sure that by now he's beaten her to death and he's frantically trying to figure out how to get bloodstains out of his carpet.

Probably, I would have. It is that or blood from him raping her hard.

The girl in the OP is fat as f**k, god damn that is gross.

The girl in the OP is fat as f**k, god damn that is gross.

>girl in the OP
Delete your post and leave.

Oh God OP I wish my BF would f**k me like that. I saw that style in some porn.

Wait how can you just slip and it go in?
The anus should be so tight it is virtually impenetrable if she's never had anal before.

Your girlfriends being a bitch. No way it hurts that badly, I've had extremely rough and sudden buttsex and yeah it hurt a bit but the pain was gone in an hour tops.
She's being a bitch.

How big is your dick? Really, how big?
Because I guarantee you she has taken bigger sh*ts, especially as a chef. She isn't eating tofu and rice.
Did she complain for three weeks about a massive sh*t? Ever? No? Well, that's because it doesn't f**king hurt for three weeks.

apologize...my boyfried did that once. It hurts lie f**k, like try shoving a pole up your ass or stretch your foreskin amap it hurts lie nothing f**king else

He already apologized you big dumb bimbo.


>a female's opinion: It hurts a lot, yeah, but if you feel remorse, already apologized, talked to her, etc, and she stills bitchs about that... well I'm sorry but your gf is just a manipulative bitch, and probably one of those persons who needs attention everytime, so they pose as victims. Besides, she's smart, she knows you're someone obsessed for sex, and she uses this everytime against you so you give her lots of unessesary attention, care, blah. Honestly, I don't know how you guys can stand women like that. She must be gorgeous in bed, because I couldn't bare a bitch like that for too long, even just in a friendship. Well, talk seriously with her and show that you have your needs to. She just need to be a little bit less selfish. Thats how relationships should be.
A reply that's actually very informative from web. This is as big as diving by zero.
With that said, how long until the pain went away? I can stand it because we've been dating three years. And she is divine in bed. It's like if her vagina and mouth was touched by God. F**k it's great.
Thanks for the post.

>Anyways OP I don't want to derail your thread, even if it slips in there on accident it's not like you came because of that. You need to sit down and talk about it like grownups and tell her withholding sex is a not a healthy solution to these types of problems. If you really want to stay with her then this is just one of those problems you will have to deal with.
Thanks, I will talk to her. Hopefully I get laid tonight.

Wait how can you just slip and it go in?
The anus should be so tight it is virtually impenetrable if she's never had anal before.

female here (different one)
it IS entirely possible for it to slip into anal by accident. your c**k is already lubed up from the vaginal sex and most of the muscles in the lower region will "loosen up" during sex, including your anus. plus, with the force of your entire weight added on top of however hard you were thrusting, it's going to hurt. (I've had anal only once, and I didn't like it much. It hurt despite the lube, and my boyfriend didn't care for it.)
HOWEVER, having said that, unless your literally tore her colon in half or tore the muscles of her anus with that thrust (in which case she should have been bleeding and been in f**ked up pain and gone to a hospital), she should have gotten over it in a day or two. that's how long it took me and it hurt me.
If she says she's still in pain, insist on taking her to the hospital. if she refuses, then call her out on her bluff and tell her you two need to talk. Even when I get into fights with my boyfriend, I've NEVER withheld sex. Same goes for him. You apologized, you did whatever you had to to make it up for her, but suffice to say that yes, she's manipulating you. I'm sorry, but it's true and obvious to an outside observer. I've been in a past relationship that lasted 3 years and we broke up. Just because you've been together for a good while doesn't always mean that you HAVE to stay together. these things happen, oh well.

tl;dr Your girlfriend is probably lying, talk to her and most likely as not, dump her.

Your girlfriends being a bitch. No way it hurts that badly, I've had extremely rough and sudden buttsex and yeah it hurt a bit but the pain was gone in an hour tops.
She's being a bitch.

I've had anal before and I know that it can be painless, but just shoving it in unprepared and unexpected DOES hurt that much.

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