Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Small achievements that mean a lot

ITT: Little accomplishments that mean a lot to you, but are probably insignificant or laughable to most people.
>Home schooled.
>Not sure how to deal with people. Almost completely socially retarded.
>Living on my own now.
>Start walking a mile or two every day, just to get outside and make me a bit healthier.
>Walking back to my apartment.
>Notice an attractive girl walking down the sidewalk in my direction.
>Quickly go through check list in my head.
>Not blinking too much - Check.
>Not biting lip - Check
>Not breathing too fast - Check
>Eyes not completely wide open so I don't look terrified - Check
>Walk past attractive girl
>Nothing happens
>No weird looks
Today was wonderful.


Wearing makeup isn't really like wearing a burqa

Make-up is the Western woman's burqa. It is forced on her by her culture.
She can't go out without it. Indeed, she feels naked without it. She even thinks she is less valuable and less beautiful without it.
It's bad for her -- much of it is toxic. Often, she does it for men, even though she thinks she does it for herself.
She will never be truly equal to men till she no longer wears it. But alas, she is convinced by her culture that she has to have it.


I'm Aspie and I have all the answers

>Buying beer from shop which is further away from normal place
>Nice checkout girl in there
>She smiles and comments on how she hasn't seen you in a while
>You explain to her that they sell the beer cheaper at another store
>She makes a sad face then tells you but you don't get customer service and a smile like me do you
>You agree, but then go on to tell her that you buy beer five times a week and explain that the difference between the two shops is 2.50 per trip, which if you calculate over the course of a year makes me a saving of about $520.
>Her smile fades
>See you in a few months then
>Bye.


My biggest regret

What is your biggest regret, anonymous?
Mine is not always making major decisions in my life based on making other people happy, only to end up 21 years old and realizing how unhappy my life will continue to be.


What stuffed toy do you sleep with?

Who still sleeps with his teddybear? I'm 19 and I still do it. Somehow it just feels right.


Monday, August 30, 2010

What's art school like?

Are there any enjoyable careers in art?
Graphic Design sounds like a sh*tty job because you're forced to adviceertise products you might not like. You're a capitalist wh**re. So what if you can create pretty pictures, you're just a visual salesman.
Illustrators, same deal. And if you don't work for a company full-time you'd be constantly struggling to find new jobs.
Classical artists, such as painters and sculptors? For every one person that finds fame and riches, there are hundreds of starving bohemians. Not a reliable career choice.
Look at these kids. Does anyone admire them? Does anyone envy them?


What's a creep, and when is it stalking?

Why do girls love the word creepy and calling guys interested in them stalkers?


Left-handed people are special

Famous left-handers in history:
Albert Einstein
Benjamin Franklin
David Rockefeller
Bill Clinton
Isaac Newton
Barack Obama
Henry Ford
John F Kennedy
Ronald Reagan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Napoleon Bonaparte
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Jimi Hendrix
Ringo Starr
Joan of Arc


It's manly to smoke a pipe

Smokers of anonymous. What is your viewpoint on smoking tobacco pipes?
I bought one yesterday essentially just to have and to smell the wonderful scent. I haven't smoked it yet because I'm quite content with just having a whiff of the stuff.


Sunday, August 29, 2010

I live in a dream world, part 2

Hey guys, sorry I didn't make another thread last night, I thought it would be better if I was active for once and actually did something besides interwebbing.
Anyway to those who didn't see my first thread, I literally live in a "dream world". I have idiopathic primary hypersomnia, caused by an accident, which is basically the opposite of insomnia. I sleep around twenty hours a day, during which time I live my normal life in what I guess you'd call a dream world.
So yeah, ask me anything. Again.

Part 1 is here.

Did you do your taxes on time?

I hope you already did your taxes, because they're due today.


Is it okay for my girlfriend to pop my pimples if it's her sexual fantasy?

ITT: Is it okay for my girlfriend to pop my pimples if it's her sexual fantasy?


How often do you change your bra?

FAO: Girls
How often do you change your bra? I've noticed my girlfriend has been wearing the same bra for at least 4 days in a row, when I brought this up with her she said it feels comfortable and isn't dirty so she sees no reason why she should have changed it. She is slightly chubby and it has been warm recently so I suspect the bra will smell a bit like slightly off milk.


Stories of horrible, cool or weird high school teachers

ITT: stories of horrible/bad/cool/f**king weird high school teachers
I remember in grade 8 we had this midget teacher named "Ms. Winnech" (I never figured out her first name)
Anyways, this Winnech bitch was a midget, probably 4'5 or something. She could give a blow job without kneeling down.
She ruled the class with an iron fist: there would be absolutely no talking, joking, or whispering in her class -- absolute silence.
She achieved this by F**KING YELLING AT STUDENTS with her banshee voice. I don't think my 13 years old self can out yell her, because that midget knew how to vocally project her voice LIKE F**KING THIS!
She was mediocre teacher at best but I figured she couldn't hack it for high school so she taught middle school, where she could bully grade 8 kids similar to her height.
Imagine her teaching high school and berating the students.
The class Alpha male (usually a black kid) would tell her to shut the f**k up and sit the f**k down. Then she could run to the washroom and cried, so she resigned and migrated to middle school.
The teachers in public school systems are generally horrible.
Anytime there's a c**ky/hot-shot teacher yelling at a class, I hope an angry student would beat the sh*t out of the teacher.
And it has happened somewhere in America.
God bless the student, and God bless you too.


Guys talking about Pick Up Artists

> Ask a bunch of women what they think about PUA.
> They all hate it and say they would never fall for it.
What now PUAf**s?


Saturday, August 28, 2010

What is your worst childhood moment?

ITT: Worst moment in your child hood.
I was a fat kid, and it was during PE in Elementary School. It was physical fitness day, so we had to record our mile run time and all that sh*t. At the moment though, it was pullups.
The girls had already finished, so they were watching the boys do theirs. I was right behind the most athletic kid in school. He did 20 pullups, and all the girls went OOOOOOOOOOOH!
I walk up there, and can't even do ONE. They all laugh at me.
Your turn.


Tips for looking confident

Say anonymous, how do you display confidence, even if it isn't real?


I have Synesthesia, ask me anything

Hey anonymous. Does anyone else have Synesthesia? I found out I was a Synesthete when I was 17 years old. I thought it happened to everyone. I am sound-color and taste-color. I've learned to appreciate this and now that I'm aware and really focus on it, music is so much better.
Synesthesia general.


Is Ecstasy harmless or a hard addictive drug?

My girlfriend and I are having an argument about Ecstasy. She thinks it's a hardcore drug and I'm trying to tell her it's not.
What's your say on it anonymous?


I'm a fat nerd with a hot girlfriend, ask me anything

Ask a fat 29-year old nerd with a smokin' hot girlfriend a question.


Want to travel, any tips?

Anyone on anonymous gone traveling? I want to see the world but don't know where to start.
What age did you go?
How much money did you have?
How good was your planning? Did you spend 3 days here then move to the next place or just go and went where and when you felt?
Tips, info, anything someone wanting to travel should know?


Am I the only normal person here?

Am I the only normal person around here? Is anyone else here not a neckbeard loser?
I mean really. I'm not introverted, I have friends, very close ones at that, I'm well rounded, attractive, have a girlfriend of over two years, doing decently in college. I don't have trouble talking to people.
Any other averagef**s around? If so please make your presence known.


Ask a male with Borderline Personality Disorder anything

Ask a MALE with Borderline Personality Disorder anything.


Friday, August 27, 2010

I'm addicted to cracking my knuckles

I've gone two days without cracking my knuckles after three solid years of popping them every two minutes.
After seeing how hard it's been to quit this I'm never going to smoke.
pic related, I can barely look at it


Do you feel like an adult?

How many people here are 18-20 and actually feel like an adult? This means you live on your own (Not in a college dorm- that's like summer camp), pay your own health and car insurance. Bought your own car, have a fulltime job that pays well enough to live off of and save, and are completely self sufficient in every facet of life?
Is there a way to do this without being clueless? It seems like nobody ever teaches you what you need to know about life. All anybody in authority over you really cares about up until 18 is your schooling which is mostly high on concept low of practicality stuff like Trig etc. Where in school do they teach you how to do taxes? How about how to manage money properly? It's like you basically have to figure out on your own all this stuff and even if you have parents they won't teach you most of it.


Should I bring flowers on a first date?

FLOWERS ON FIRST DATE?
YES/NO?
WHAT IF GIRL IS FRIEND?
WHAT IF YOU KNOW HER FAVOURITE FLOWERS?


How much for mutilating my face?

I have some extra money coming soon. trying not to get stupid with my spending but I would like to treat myself a little. I've been wanting to get snakebites for a year or so. I'm considering getting them with said money. how much can I expect to pay for this? inb4 fa**ot.


Depth perception wonky, gets better

Dear anons,
Today my boyfriend (who is generally a PC gamer) bought a PS3. He bought himself all three God of War games, and bought me Little Big Planet. I'm excited, and want to be able to play games with him. He's currently having a nap, so I decided I'd try my game.
Long story short, I've figured out that my depth perception for 3D vidya is really, REALLY bad. It was frustrating, I couldn't figure out where on the game plane I was, in front of things, behind them, etc. It made playing really not fun at all, despite the game being the cutest goddamn thing I've ever seen.
tl;dr are there any tricks or tips for mastering in-game depth perception?


Thursday, August 26, 2010

When can I ask to lick a girl's feet?

How long should I wait before asking a girl if I can lick her feet? I mean, is it designated foreplay if I prefer it to penetrative sex?
If I got foot action on the second date, and she later found out it was overtly sexual for me, would she be creeped out?


Recent bad dreams

I had a "bad" dream: bums were underneath my apartment in the crawlspace drinking.
report in with your recent dreams. bad or otherwise.


Ask a former Jehovah's Witness anything

I was raised as a Jehovah's Witness. I recently escaped. Ask me anything.


I'm breaking up with my boyfriend

Good chance I'm breaking up with my boyfriend soon. Really care about him, but the same sh*t keeps reoccurring. We keep trying to make things work, and we both have tried to compromise... But in the end, even awareness of the problems hasn't done very much.
Any Anonymous have similar stories to share, whether you were the one who broke up with them, or were the one who was let go?
For those without stories, or for those whose break-ups weren't just about personality incompatibilities, I'm sorry. : (


Backlash against atheism

Why is it that atheists constantly go on and on about how Christians are all out to convert the world and will try to assault and take over any non-believers mind at any chance they can get, and yet...
I have not once, in my entire life EVER seen someone get solicited by a Christian, but I can't even begin to count the number of times I have watched atheists attack and insult religious people and try to prove to them that their god isn't real at every chance they can get.
Any atheists want to defend themselves? Because I'm fed up with you guys trying to convert everyone.


What are the things that you love the most about college?

For me a big one would be free access to journal databases (i.e. jstor) as well as excellent libraries. It makes research a lot easier. Also there's generally a lot less busy-work than there was in high school. You have plenty of homework but the homework doesn't feel like a waste of time.


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Zippo versus Bic

They seem cool, but they're JUNK! You have to constantly refuel it or it'll all dry up within a few days.
You never know when you're going to need fire, so I carried mine in a dedicated tiny pocket on my cargo pants. My birthday was just a week ago and when my loved ones presented a cake to me without lite candles, I figured I'd look cool lighting them with my zippo.
Kinda half-expected it wouldn't work. I'm throwing it out and sticking with an inexpensive RELIABLE butane lighter.


I have a crush on someone more than twice my age

hey so
i haven recently come to the conclusion that i have a huge crush on this guy that is most likely in his 40s-50s
i am 19.
ive always liked considerably older men, but came to the conclusion that anyone that is old and willing to date me is most likely a creep. so instead i date the worst people my age ever.
wat do?


The best and worst moments in my life

Hey, How about we talk about:
1) The best moment in our life thus far
2) and the worst moment

Cats are always related


Women undress for pre-recorded attractive man

Self evident proof that all women are bitches and wh**res.
Below I present evidence of such.
http://rapidshare.com/files/370184989/canada.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/370136126/Donna.avi
http://rapidshare.com/files/369349065/nice_one.avi
Look at their expressions. They were clearly ready to bail ship in pursuit of a fake cam recording.

Part two here.


Monday, August 23, 2010

How are you making legal money on the internet?

In this topic, we discuss methods of legitimately making money on the internet.
And by legitimately I mean anything that isn't a scam.


Conditioned by years of bullying to assume that any compliment is intended as an insult

Post ITT if you've been conditioned by years of bullying to assume that any compliment is intended as an insult.


The things that piss you off most in college

For me, its the 5 dozen people clicking away in front of me on f**king facebook games like Farmville and MafiaWars. Jesus christ, its no wonder a f**kton of people drop out in their first year.


I just shot my dog

Hello. I shot my dog directly in the head about an hour ago, he was suffering from a sever case of liver cancer that was evidently very painful and would eventually end his life soon.
Did I do the right thing? By the way I live by the lake and did it outside so I don't believe anyone heard the shot.


I work in DisneyLand

It's pretty cool.


Sunday, August 22, 2010

I can't get physical with my date

I'm back from my 5th date with the same girl and it didn't go so well. Yesterday we were talking on AIM and I told her that well I'll just copy and paste it.
>I have a question for you
>I don't have much experience with dating so I'm not that good at reading signals and knowing what to do, so I'm just going to ask
>Do you want me to touch you? Just holding your hand, put my arm around you, hugging you, that kind a thing.
This was her response
>Yeah and kiss me, too.
So that seemed pretty good. She seem to understand and it didn't seem that awkward. So I planned to hug her on her porch right when I picked her up. But when I got there we still had to get dressed and that just through me out of whack. I stood on the porch for a bit hopping to still go through with it how I planned but I started to feel really nervous just standing there to I started to walk back to my car and look up the directions to the park on my GPS device even though I already knew how to get there. So I get in my car and look it up. But then she comes out and I can't go through with it anymore. So we just go sans the hug I had been planning to give her for days.


Stories of auto accidents

So I just got into an auto accident and totaled my car that I only had for a week. I also only have liability only, so I'm double-f**ked.
How was your first car accident (if you're old enough to have a car?)?
Pic related, it's pretty much what happened to my car. How I'm alive I still don't know.


Internal dialogue exposed

anonymous, what are your thoughts when you pass by someone?
When I walk by someone I try to find something negative about them and then have an uncontrolled derogatory thought train.
Example:
>Pass by an overweight woman
"f**king fat wh**re jesus christ f**king die stupid sh*t"
>Pass by a guy texting on his cell phone
"braindead retard can't get off his phone for one second f**king hipster bitch f**k"
I've been doing this since as long as I can remember, and like I said it's not intentional. Does this happen to anyone else?


Saturday, August 21, 2010

Why can't society leave introverts in peace?

Why does today society tend to value extroversion and feel that introverts are different and need to adapt?
I just don't get it. I just hate it when people I barely know, and in most of the cases I don't really want to know, ask me if I'm always that quiet. Today I was hanging around with some friends when a girl who knew my friends back from high school showed up and was with us for a while. She kept telling me to speak and say something to her. And she even asked my friends if I was always that quiet.
I really don't consider myself that introverted and once I get to know a person I can easily speak to them, mostly about common interests and so on. So should I talk more even if I don't say anything interesting? Or am I wrong for thinking about doing that?
Also, post similar stories.


Friday, August 20, 2010

What were your childhood dreams?

What were your dreams when you were a little kid?
What did you want to do with your life, no matter how realistic or ridiculous?
What did you think your life would be like?
Can you achieve these things? And if you can why don't you?
Honestly, I wanted to do something stupid along the lines of drive an ice cream truck during the day and run a pizzeria at night lol


I'm not ugly but I'm still not getting any

Is anyone here not ugly, but also not handsome, in their 20's, but is getting nothing? no gf, not even the occasional hook-up? It really saddens me that these are probably the best years of my life, and at my most attractive that i will ever be, but I still dont get anywhere. How do you cope with this anon? I continue my education and other goals in life, but it just something that really bothers me. Rage with me.


Thursday, August 19, 2010

When was the last time you cried in front of others?

When was the last time you cried where other people were nearby? Why?
For me, it was at my grandpa's funeral.


Workplace secrets you'll never see mentioned elsewhere

I used to work at Regal Cinemas as a crew member. I'd work concessions, box office, and as usher.
- We had to do "walks" twice during a movie. We walk up and down the aisles, making sure the movie looks alright, the theater isn't too hot/cold, making sure people weren't videotaping, etc. I don't know what it is, but almost every day I would catch a couple doing some nasty sh*t in a movie theater. I walked in on some black dude feeling up his girlfriend's tits, guys getting blowjobs, and guys eating out their girlfriends in the middle of a theater.
- When we closed, our theater's managers would tell us to just keep the leftover popcorn in garbage bags, and save them in the back. Then we would just stick it back in the popcorn popper the next day, to save money. We would pop up one or two fresh batches and mix it all up to make it seem fresh. Oh, and don't order our hotdogs, either.
- At least once a week I would find a used condom when I had to clean the parking lot before we opened.


Wednesday, August 18, 2010

What actually happens when you overdose painkillers

How much co-codamol and ibuprofen would a girl have to swallow for it to be fatal?
Like how many tablets? Just asking, I think I might have taken too many haha


Stealing toilet paper from the mall and other dubious money-saving tips

This is where you share tips of stealing toilet paper from the mall, napkins from Mcdonalds, and wifi from your nighbours.


What anxiety-reducing techniques do you use?

Since many of you seem to have anxiety problems, what anxiety reducing techniques do you use?


I hit a child while driving and kept going

I know how troll'ish this will probably sound, but at least hear me out on this or just consider this a 'what if'-thread. Please.
I'll just get straight to the point: I was on my way home when I hit a child with my car. My cell went off and as I was fumbling to put it on speaker, I simply lost sight of the road. I definitely wasn't speeding, but I seriously bumped him(her?) and may have ran over him as well, but I'm not sure anymore. In fact, it all happened to so quick that I both froze and panicked at the same time; my mind shut off and I drove away as fast as I could. In the rear-view mirror I saw his buddies and a few adults running towards him.
This happened yesterday and I've been a complete mess since then. I called in sick for work, I left my car in the garage without even seeing if there's any damage and I have yet to sleep. WHAT THE F**K SHOULD I DO? Should I go to the police and tell what happened? What if he's okay, will I still face some serious charges? Wouldn't it have been on the news if he had died? but if they knew it was me, wouldn't I have been arrested yet? Please help me, I don't know what to do anymore


What's it like to quit smoking weed?

Ive been smoking weed heavily pretty much every day for the past few years.
Now I decided to stop as my exams are coming up and neuropharmacology is no joke.
Anyone had any experience with stopping smoking after such a long time of abuse?
Inb4 smoking weed is stupid lolol


Lucid dreaming tips and experiences

I wish I could lucid dream. I just woke up from dreaming about a girl from high school I haven't seen or thought about for years. I barely even talked to her, and yet I had such a powerful dream about her. She admitted she loved me and that I didn't get all of the hints she dropped back in school (this is all made up, of course). In my dream I started piecing together what she meant and felt angry for not realising sooner, for all the wasted time I spent without her. I told her I loved her too, then we just sat huddled on my bed where it meets the corner of the room and cuddled for what felt like hours. And it was perfect. I doubt the moment could have felt better in real life.


The good parts of your life, no matter how small

Lets be postive for once broskis
Post about the good parts of your life, no matter how small.
-I have a loving family
-I'm fit and healthy
-A girl I like is interested in me
-I'm not bad looking
-I live in a good area
-6'1"


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

What if you were suddenly unable to masturbate?

How important is your own sexual happiness? If you were to know by some stroke of magic that it would be impossible for you to ever have sex/a relationship, but you had good prospects concerning your career and education, a purpose defining what you want to do in life, and good family and friends, would you still want to go on living? What if you were suddenly unable to masturbate, or woke up with no genitals (but still with the ability to feel sexual desire- no means of relieving it)? Would you be able to go through life completely celibate?
Obviously there are a lot of baw threads about relationships here, but how important in comparison to other things in life?


Why does smoking weed make me sick?

So, I don't smoke weed frequently...about once or twice a month. Probably because I've noticed a pattern now. This has happened several times, and only after smoking weed:
I get high one night, feel great, enjoy it, but towards the end feel my lungs hurting as I come down and go to sleep. The next day I have this raspy, wet cough that "tastes" like sick. Over the next few days I develop disgusting head congestion, hacking cough, blowing big gobs of f**kery out of my nose...and all around sh*ttiness that lasts for at least three days. What the hell? I would like to still occasionally smoke weed but maybe learn how to prevent this from happening.
TL;DR I get sick after I smoke weed. Anyone have any insight into this?


I sleep with girls in relationships and then complain about girls who cheat with guys like me

Finding a girl you can trust is nearly an impossibility. This is not to say that men are that much better but the nature of their promiscuity differes significantly. This conclusion was not arrived at from being on this board but from life experiences I have acquired over the years. I'm 19, I've been having sex since I was 17 and in that time I have slept with 11 people. Whilst not a hugely significant number, I think it has given me a good selection of women for me to base an opinion on.
I'll start from the beginning. The first woman I slept with was a co-worker. I asked her if she wanted to meet up at a park near my house. We did, and we got drunk. The end result was a one night stand. This, whilst showing she is fairly a fairly loose woman isn't that condemnable as she was single at the time. This wasn't a particularly great experience and I most certainly performed badly. You could barely call it sex. I put that down to this happening after the onset of blueballs and the intake of a lot of alcohol. Moving on..


Dealing with depersonalization and derealization disorder

I wanted to bring up the topic of depersonalization. Personally, I have had this since I was 16 years old. I believe it stemmed from extreme bullying and depression. In short, how the f**k do I get out of this condition. Everything seems hazy and my dreams are starting to become more real than real life.


Monday, August 16, 2010

Should I buy jewelry for a girlfriend?

Looking to buy the gf of 6 moths some type of present...
<200$ is the budget im shooting for
ideas ?


I'm a certified financial adviser. Ask me your questions.

I'm a certified financial adviser. Ask me your questions.
I'll be here for about an hour.


Who's the biggest failure in life?

Lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet


Ever been caught smoking weed?

Who has never gotten caught?
Ive been smoking pot for 2 years and have never been caught, feel s good man


How do I stop using drugs?

I have a drug problem. I need to stop using drugs, but it's gotten to the point where I can't even imagine a world without them. I started smoking at 14, began using marijuana shortly after that, and started pills, cocaine, duster, etc when I was 16.
So ITT: Your drug experiences, how you got clean, suggestions, etc.


You aren't as sane as you think

So I've been reading some Philip K. Dick lately. A recurring theme in all of his books is how reality is entirely dependent on our perception of it, and how it can appear different to each person. Basically, reality could be extremely different then what we think it is, and we will never know because we can only view it through the lens of our own minds.
Now, just think about this. You are not actually reading this, you are not actually who you think you are. In reality you are completley insane, and all of this is one massive delusion. It is often said that crazy people don't know they are crazy.
My question to you, how can you be so sure you are sane if you don't even know for sure if what you are looking at is real?
Inb4 pretentious.


Is it possible to make deep seated change?

Can someone go from being a wimp to a total bad-ass? Can someone go from an anxiety ridden loser to a self-confident self-motivated ambitious success? Or are our inner selves fixed?
Has anyone actually gone through such a change or know of anyone who has?


Why do women have to look good?

Who is really to blame for this?
It is no secret that our society puts a high priority on beauty and aesthetic especially towards women. It is because of this that many women feel overwhelmed by the constant pressure to achieve a certain look.
My question is, who's fault is it? Is it the television ads, the fashion magazines, Hollywood, or the Barbie Doll who is to blame for the unrealistic expectations or is it the consumers who perpetuate it?
Some of the biggest fashion designers are women themselves, y'know.


Let's terraform a planet

What planet do you think would be the easiest to terraform? Which planet do you think humanity should try to terraform first?
Personally, I think Mars might be a bit easier, but others say Venus.
Thoughts, anons?


Why does York University have a bad reputation?

Aside from the strikes, and the location. My brother goes there, and he hates it, but he says the people are cool, the classes are good and the professors are good.
So why is York such an 'embarrasment'? How high does it rank in Canadian/world university scales?
I got accepted to Western, UofT and Waterloo, but I'm going to York because of their film production program.


Sunday, August 15, 2010

Are white girls more disloyal?

What the hell is up with white girls?
I swear they are by far the fastest to go to a party without their boyfriend and meet some guy and figure "oh...I guess since he'll never find out....."
Get a latina/asian to fall in love with you, even an "americanized" one, and that sh*t is forever. But white girls...my god...


Cell phone plans around the world

I hear here in North America we get f**ked for cell phone plans hard.
How much is your plan, and what do you get with it. Also your location.
I bet some of you losers are over 100 a month. For 1200 a year you could probably get a pretty sweet hooker.


Are You Serious Moments

Share your Are You F**king Serious moments.
Today, for me:
>work in a sushi restaurant
>cute girl walks in
>asks about ordering take-out
>show her menu
>she asks if we have vegan sushi
>wut
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg


Is this normal?

What things do you do, that you think others do/don't? Get all your questions answered.
I always check the condom I throw away by filling it with water to see if it leaks afterwards. Can't be too safe. Weird?


My OCD

>In public toilet, have to open the door with my shirt and avoid touching it.
>If I'm on the internet, I have to go to bed at a time, for example if its 11:49 I wont go to bed until 12. Then if It gets to 12 and I don't realize and it's 12:01 then I'll just wait till 12:30.
>Saying words in my head as if i'm typing them in a text message
picsemitrollated.jpg


The lips don't lie

I'm so lonely that I buy beef tongue from the supermarket, put it in the hole in between my index finger and thumb and pretend I'm getting a french kiss.
Beat that.


Notes for nice guys

1. You aren't entitled to love. Stop thinking that you DESERVE to be with someone just because you did them a lot of favors.
2. When doing something nice for someone, you shouldn't think of how this will eventually get you laid. It just makes you a manipulative bastard. You aren't good looking enough for that to work.
3. Stop being a pu**y, and grow a spine. Don't let people walk all over you.
Nice guys bring it on themselves.


Ask a guy whos mother wiped his ass until he was 8 anything

Ask a guy whos mother wiped his ass until he was 8 anything.
No I wasn't obese, no I wasn't mentally retarded.
When I'd finished and I'd shout down to her and she would come and wipe my ass. I think it had a direct effect on me as a person and messed me up.
No I don't have a scat fetish.


I'm interested in moving to California

Eurof** here, interested in moving to California.
Why?
*I f**king love sunny weather, beaches.
*I'm a nature-person, I love hiking, exploring and adviceenturing
*The state has forests, beaches, lakes, arid deserts, mountains, canyons, f**k, even a reef I think
*Marijuana
*Probably sweet raves
BUT, I don't know much about the state AS OF NOW. I hear its bankrupt, people are losing jobs increasingly, its going down the gutter because of latinos and a lot of crime such as theft, burglaries and assault.
What do you think, anonymous? Should I stay out of California if I'm looking for a place to settle? (Hiking means a great deal to me. Bible belt is excluded for obvious reasons. Washington is nice since its not religious at all which means a lot to me, but weather is bad. I'm not much a city guy, I prefer suburban with access to everything. I don't own a car)


Smart people who do dumb things

I know this girl...
She is most likely the only honestly brilliant person I've ever met. High school valedictorian, nearly aced her ACTs, full ride to a very nice college..the whole works. She has an very real love of knowledge. I've had deep conversations with her about ancient Roman military leaders (I swear she knows EVERY roman generals name and history), the logical flaws of radical empiricism, and the design process of modern swimwear. She makes everyone around her, including myself, look a little bit more stupid, and she does it effortlessly, without even intending to. On top of that, she is sweet, pretty, and generally a wonderful, supportive person.
She is also, for as long as I've known her, addicted to Heroin. She's tried to quit at least 6 times that I've known of, and come back to the stuff each time.
Before I knew her, I always thought there were two sorts of people in the world. Stupid people, who do stupid things...and smart people, who don't.
I've come to realize that being intelligent, having a brain that processes information at a higher level, and having in interest in areas of knowledge that are considered erudite doesn't mean you are safe from making appallingly horrible choices. If your definition of a "smart person" is someone who consistently makes logical, rational choices...then there aren't any smart people.


On being homeless

Tips tricks etc for homelessness?
Also, have any of you had experiences with this?
As for me, I'm living in an abandoned house right now. Been here about 3 months. Stealing neighbor's wifi. I charge my laptop at the library or in other public places because I don't have electricity. Free water though, thankfully.


What's wrong with being unmotivated?

I'm a 22 year old guy, and I'm pretty much the perfect example of someone who has no real motivation, goal, or direction in my life, and yet I enjoy it immensely. I recently heard about the book Boys Adrift, which comments on how teenagers/young adults are becoming more and more unmotivated, and I have trouble understanding why this is such a bad thing.
I work every week, it's a relaxing shop job in a small town, but it pays for my food and rent. I have no ambition to try to follow a career or go to college, because I don't want the stress and the massive debt I would build up from the student loans I would need to take out to go to college.
In my free time, I practice instruments, work on my art skills, hiking, camping, etc. I'd say my life is extremely relaxing and a lot of fun, but according to a lot of people, I'm completely pissing away my life because I'm content with where I am, and have no ambition to improve past this point, as far as pursuing a career.


Saturday, August 14, 2010

Have you ever recognized somebody on the web?

Let's hear some hopefully awkward stories.
F** mode : Recognizing somebody that you already knew browsed web.
Normal mode : Somebody that you barely know
Hard mode : Somebody that you're close friends with that you didn't know browsed web.
Nightmare mode : Family.


Is she cheating on me?

Lately, my gf is going out with her male friends to clubs / drink.
I'm really f**king worried and jelous. I'm a pu**y so I checked her IM's and to one of them she said she misses him etc.
Are they just friends, or is she sucking his / their c**ks? I'm getting paranoid, tell me what to do anons.


Ask a guy who literally lives in a fantasy world, anything

Backstory - I've had severe idiopathic hypersomnia (think opposite of insomnia)following an accident when I was 17. I sleep literally twenty hours a day and have a life inside my head that is like normal.
It seems strange to type it out like that, I spend so much time in my "dream life" that my waking hours feel like a dream.
So yeah, I thought you guys might be interested in my live(s).

Part 2 is here.


Baww, my life sucks, goodbye

Well ladies and gentlemen, that's it. I tried. I told myself I would wait until the end of the semester, wait and see if things could get better, but no more. I'm done. I can't take another day of this. What's the point of needlessly prolonging it? It's not going to magically get better on its own, and I'm incapable of changing it myself. I tried. I tried my hardest, and I failed. That's all there is to it. It's time to just accept that I've dug myself into a pit and there's no coming out of it.

Everything I say is a lie. I've been lying for so long about so many things that I can't keep it all straight. The lines between the personae have become so blurry. I can't even remember what's true and what isn't. I don't know which memories and thoughts are real, which are lies based on the truth that I've made to fit with my public face, and which are outright fabrications. I've kept it up for almost four years now. Or has it been six? Maybe just one? I honestly can't remember. Everything prior to about a year ago has become blurry.
(cont.)


Why are people so offended by women breastfeeding their children in public?

And why do so many women bottle feed these days?
Surely, it's quicker, easier, and less expensive to just breastfeed them, not to mention breast milk is far more healthier than any formula availabe.
What do you think about breastfeeding?


Earnest advice for the socially inept

Starting this thread for complete social retards and some people that could do with some help.
Now I don't think I'll be much help so I'm leaving this to everyone else to share there experiances on do's and don'ts.
When you're around new people drinking dont go over the top and get wasted if people are still sober/tipsy.


I learned international relations from my internet friends

let me tell you a story about how funny and non-knowledgeable girls can be,especially about international relations, specifically this albanian girl i know. for the record, i'm an amerif**, and like i said she's albanian who came to the U.S about 3-4 years ago, she's also muslim but doesn't really practice it much.
>my face when she told me she likes America, and one of the reasons was because "America always wants peace."
>my face when she likes America and Poland (and her reason for saying America always wants peace) because they supported Georgia during that "war" they had with Russia...she also hates Russia
>she hates jews....wait that's understandable lol
see anything wrong with this? lol
should i pursue a relationship with her based on this? i've been seeing her off and on.


I want to write for a living

I'm thinking about becoming a writer. A fictional writer to be exact. Anytime I bring this up with people I'm just given the "You're not special" "You're not a snowflake" "Everything has been done" responses. I'm not going to sit here and try to sell you on my ideas, but for my entire life I've had pretty much no talents other than a extremely overactive imagination. I'm also very good at looking into the depths of stories, seeing what works and what doesn't, seeing what makes something captivating but not shallow, etc. I've been writing my ideas in text documents for several story ideas I've had for awhile now.
I'm at the point where I need to start putting it all together and writing actual plots. But I want to know first, what are my chances? Sure, becoming the next George Lucas would be great, but I'd be so happy just to make a living at writing. I've always failed the jobs I've had, I just don't fit into society well (even though I'm quite normal acting and outgoing). People have told me I'm a bit eccentric and that I have a creative mind and should go with that. I'm not good at art though, at all, or musical talents, but I'm think I'm good at writing. I love writing to and can write many many paragraphs without realizing it in a short period of time.
So, before I get too far into all this. I'm just asking, what are the chances if you have some good ideas of getting published? How do you go about it? How much money can you expect to make for starters? Are there any other writing jobs I might could do without a degree?
Thank you for your time anons.


Need advice starting a business

I'm starting a business. I'm a student for 22 hours a week at the moment. I intend for the business to be very part time.
In short, I will be importing then retailing and/or installing GPS tracking/navigation devices primarily for businesses with a smaller fleet (1-10 vehicles). I anticipate that per unit I sell or install, I will invest 10 hours of time. After all outgoings, I would be making approximately NZ$10 per hour (more like $80/hour for the actual installation if I discounted all other administrative time). Which is cool by me, because I enjoy tinkering with gadgets and cars. And the business is exactly that.
I've done some market research, profit forecasts and have drawn up action and business plans. My competitors are few and far between (none actually based within 100km of me), and offer solutions at double or triple the price I intend to market my product and services for. They arguably have a better product, but the unit I'm importing will get the job done. Most of my marketing will be directly to local businesses, as they're my key market.
Please, small business owners/managers/company directors, give me some general tips or adviceice on how I can make this work.


Why do girls always touch their hair?

Like why are they always moving it to the side or whatever? 99% of the time it doesn't in the slightest change the way the hair looks, they just touch it...
Is it like a nervous habit? it is very stupid.


What's it like to be in a riot?

this weekend i was involved in a legit riot. ask me anything.


Being leaned on by a suicidal person

Last Wednesday, a sort-of friend of mine called me and said she wanted to hang out. I was stunned- we worked on a project a few semesters ago, but we never really "hung out" other than having eaten lunch a few times. For the past year we have been acquaintances in the most fleeting sense of the word. I would greet her and playfully tease her in the halls, but usually she would acknowledge me only with exasperated grunts/sighs and annoyed glances. I thought she disliked me a good deal, but it didn't bug me. She's the most shy, socially inept person I know and I can't imagine how long she stared at her phone before she called me. First things first, she's gay and she knows that I know she's gay.
My gut reaction was that her few friends had all moved off campus and I was her only social contact left. I tried to get her to come out and meet a few of my social circles, but she was reluctant to do anything. In fact, I think she was actively avoiding getting other people involved. She even "had trouble finding me" at a show in the quad despite my clear description of my location. She offered to get lunch, so we did and we talked for a good 1.5 hours. I contributed literally 99.9% of the dialogue, but she insisted that her silence did not stem from boredom or a desire for me to leave. In trying to get her to open up a bit, I mentioned how several years ago I was depressed, suicidal, and institutionalized and that I hated the mental hospital with a passion. It didn't come across as weird- I'm one of the happiest, social, well-adjusted people on campus so it was very obvious that I'm way past all that.
So I had my suspicions now. I'm a pretty cool guy, but not cool enough to "turn" someone. She had already admitted that something was bothering her but that she didn't feel she could tell me what it was just yet.


Don't got religion

Say you're talking to someone and you find out they are religious?
Is this a complete deal breaker for you? I find anyone who believes in any sort of religion intolerable and unsuitable for a friendship/relationship? I would not go on a date with a 10/10 charming girl if she was religious in the slightest.
Any sort of religious affiliation completely is a deal breaker for me.


Stories of Picking Up Hitchhikers

Do you pick up hitchhikers? Do you have any hitchhiking stories?
I've passed up a few hitchhikers. Regrettably, I picked up one about two or three months ago in the rain, and after driving him to a corner, (the road was made of dirt, cause we are in the south) I ended up getting stuck in a muddy ditch. Karma wise, I thought it was not a good idea to ever do it again, but I'm seeing more and more hitchhikers lately when I drive around the area I live.


Do you believe that Jesus was an actual person?

Thoughts about Christianity aside, do you believe that Jesus was an actual person?


Stupid things we did or experienced in school

ITT: Sh*t we did or experienced during our school years. I'll start.
Preschool: I shat my pants during naptime when I was sleeping. I remember running to the bathroom, but not what happened afterward.
2nd grade: I got tattled on by a ni**er because he thought that Buick was a bad word. He told the teacher I swore and I got in trouble.
4th grade: A ni**er really did steal my bike. He was in 5th grade and just took off with it after school. My parents didn't do anything about it because the ni**er lived in a seedy part of town/possibly no parents. I never got that bike back.
7th grade: New building opening on campus. I immediately went in during recess when nobody was there and jacked off in one of the stalls and came all over the wall.
9th grade: I went into one of the school bathroom only to see almost every inch of one of the stalls smeared in feces. It was all over the toilet, the walls, and the ground. Mind you, this bathroom was right next to the special ed rooms.
11th grade: One of my teachers got busted for CP. He had a sh*t ton of it on the school computer and the police had to confiscate it. Because of that, we had no yearbooks for that year because he was in charge of making them (all the school pics were on that computer). Many lulz were had. Also, sucked hard for the seniors.
12th grade: Became a TA for my science teacher. Caught a kid fapping in the closet when I was supposed to get glass jars or some sh*t.
tl;dr I had a pretty average school experience. I'm sure many of you have better stories.
pic related, it was my face when I caught that kid fapping in the closet


What To Do When Young And Depressed

I'm only nineteen years old and I've already f**ked everything up. Dropped out of college, don't have a job, no friends to speak of, living with my parents. The weeks blur by as the only events in my life are a trip to the psychiatrist every few weeks where nothing gets accomplished and I'm sent away with a new prescription for a new medication that won't do anything. I can't get anything done. I sleep for at least twelve hours every day, sometimes as long as eighteen. I don't even jerk it anymore because I'm too depressed to even get it up. Every time I've read up on adviceice, I always think to myself "that's a really great idea, I should do that". I might even make a plan or think it through, but, sure enough, nothing ever gets done. I might exercise for one day, try to eat healthier for a few days, force myself to sleep less for a week, but I can't follow through with any of it. It never feels worth it and there's nobody there to reassure me. I've contemplated suicide practically every day for the last few months, but it's not as if I actually have the balls to go through with it. Every night I go to bed with nothing but the memories of the countless regrets I've created. What the hell am I supposed to do? The only hope I have to cling to is that someday one of these little pill bottles will actually do something.

Do you have any STDs or have you ever contracted any STDs?

Be honest now, do you have any STDs or have you ever contracted any STDs?

Friday, August 13, 2010

Blow By Blow Tale Of Medical Mystery

It all happened starting at 01:55 hrs and finishing at about 02:20 hrs. I was at work at the Air Canada Cargo hanger, sitting down trying to finish a sudoku game that was mocking me. All of a sudden out of nowhere, I feel pain in my stomach. So I call for relief to go to the washroom, and on the way there it gets worse, and worse, and worse. By the time I'm in the 2nd floor washroom I am in incredible amounts of pain. My stomach feels like it is turning inside out on itself. As a matter of fact it hurt so much I wasn't able to walk by now. I tried lying down on the benches in the change room, nothing, standing up nothing, it's just getting worse and worse. I make it to the dining room, and by this time I am in so much pain my mouth is bone dry from fear. It suddenly hit's me, I might die. This isn't normal it hurt so much, that the body was starting to react in response to it, leading up to unconsciouses. So I go in to the security office and tell them call the Airport Emergency Response crews (Airport 911). I lay down in between two chairs there slowly sipping cold watter to keep my mouth from drying out. At this point I am shaking and freaking out, thinking what the heck is going on. How can this happen like this out of nowhere, just like *BAM* pain in the stomach. I start thinking maybe I should call my family and tell them I'm OK and ill talk to them later, just so they hear from be before someone else calls if something happens. And that combination of cold water, and the certain way I was lying down between those two chairs, and the way my stomach was stretching there, It started to get bearable.

What Are The Most Dangerous Jobs?

What are the most dangerous jobs?
I know gas station cashier has to be one of the worst. I don't know how those arabs can do that sh*t. And the crazy part is that almost all the gas stations have inches of bulletproof glass at the counter separating the customers and cashier, and yet they're still getting shot.

How Often Do You Brush Your Teeth?

How often do you brush your teeth?

Just The Tip

Tipping:
What's your stance? For me, if someone has to beg for money at their job in order to make a living, I'll tip $1.
I'm here to help.

The Things We'll Say To Get The Job

>Have job interview
>They ask me to tell them about myself
>..............

Sex and Money Make Internet Communities Go Round

Men who impersonate women online, this thread is for us. Why do you do it ? How long have you done it? Have you successfully maintained an online female alter ego, and more importantly do other women think you are ONE OF THEM?

Nap Hacking

Anything I should now or that anyone wants to tell me? Just something to keep in mind or things that will enhance the nap experience.

Stupid Things I Have Done as a Kid

I was 15 at the time... It was High school. The teacher announced we had to do a project on a song we liked. At the time... I listened to System of a Down and Slipknot.... I raised my hand and said.. "I don't know if I'll be able to do it, I listen to some pretty heavy stuff" With what was probably a stupid f**king grin on my face. "Im sure it will be fine" said the teacher. I replied with "Ok, but I've warned you." Again with the stupid grin.. Then when it came time for the speech and we had to do the song I sat their witha smug grin looking around, I remember the look of disgust in my class mates eyes..
It might not seem completely horrible to you, but to me it makes me want to wrap my lips around a revolver..
Your turn.

Hedgehog Advice


Anonymous,
I want to buy a hedgehog this fall when I move into my new apartment. Does anyone have any adviceice on if I should or should not get one?
Also, I'm pretty much obligated to name him Sonic.

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Tonight anons, lets talk about moments we have hit rock bottom and done something really pathetic. The funnier they are the better. Here is mine.
In my college dorm room there is a sink and a kettle. One night, instead of going down to the kitchen, where I knew there would be people cooking, I filled the sink with boiling water and put a can of soup in there to heat it up... The worst part was it worked really well, I pretty much don't have to leave the room for anything... except to go to class and to buy more food...... make of that what you will..
Now you!!

Long Distance Relationships

I REALLY need you right now. I might, no, I DO have a chance with this girl. A girl I have been compeletely head over heels my 11th and 12th grade years of highschool. (Freshman in college now.)
We just had a super long talk over video chat, and I did something I was never able to before with any girl. Make her blush using only my charm.
Only problem is, I decided to go to the other side of California for school.
We are going to talk more about it later today, but as for right now the decision stands that we wait until summer and see if something happens.
So my question is how do you make long distance relationships work?
Also, keep in mind, I'm pretty much as relationship autistic as the average BEACHES AND SHORES anon.

Let's Talk About Luck


Let's talk about luck.
Have any of you had any moments where you just were incredible lucky?
Picture related, it's a soldier that had a undetonated bullet lodged in his head.

The Kids Will Be Alright

I have 40 minutes to teach a bunch of 4th graders the difference between right and wrong tomorrow. What should I do?

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Libertarianism


Libertarianism explained.
Libertarian economist Thomas Sowell.
Looks like Democrat activist Rev. Al Sharpton.

My girlfriend had her abortion today


My girlfriend had her abortion today. So I was going to make a thread a few days ago about how we had unprotected sex and she got pregnant, but I didn't want to cause a sh*tstorm that might have instilled doubt in my decision making of whether or not to get an abortion. Anyway, the abortion happened today and what a load off. It's like a get-out-of-jail-free card, so nice.

Loneliness


When's the last time you broke down and cried out of sheer loneliness?



First post

The start of good things is always a good intention.